Did you guys see Living Lohan on E! last night?!  It was trashtastic! Ugh, it’s pathetic how excited I was to watch it!  The entire time I just kept shaking my head in disgust.  That entire family is delusional, in particular Dina Lohan.

And 14-year-old Ali Lohan wears more makeup around the house than I do to go to the bars. And I’m 10 years older than her!

In other Lohan news, happy lesbian couple Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson is said to be moving in together sometime real soon.  Aw, young love.  Tabloids are also said to be in a bidding war for Lindsay to come out of the closet exclusively on their magazine.

Dina keeps defending Lindsay’s sexuality, but in the end we know the truth.  Those two are giving each other mustache rides and they love it!