I like to blame my parents for as much as humanely possible. In fact once or twice a week I’ll scan my old memory bank to see if there’s anything new I can dredge up and stick on one of them. More often than not I can figure something out if I look really hard. Rumer Willis is one of those unfortunate girls that doesn’t have to look all that hard to find a pretty big thing to be mad at her parents for. Specifically her dad Bruce.

Rumer is supposedly well-aware of the comments people make about her looks – specifically her “potato head.” And while everything north of her neck does resemble a potato with a similarity that can only be described as extremely unfortunately, it’s really the jaw that ruins everything. And that – as anyone can see – is entirely Bruce Willis’ fault.

Rumer Willis blames her father Bruce for her angular jaw. The 20-year-old star - the daughter of ‘Die Hard 4.0′ star Bruce and his ex-wife Demi Moore - can’t stand her unusually large chin, and thinks she inherited it from her dad.

She said: “People tell me all the time that I look my mom. I see the resemblance, sometimes. There was a picture in a magazine about look-a-like mothers and daughters and I saw that I looked exactly like her - which is great.

“I hate my jaw. I don’t know if it’s my dad’s - I think I’m more like my mother, my littlest sister looks exactly like my dad and my middle sister is a mixture of the two.”

[From Female First]

Um, kiddo you look exactly like your dad. You may have your mom’s coloring – which is what people tend to notice and comment upon first. But you couldn’t look more like Bruce if you shaved your head. And it isn’t just the chin, it’s the eyes too. They shape is debatable, but they’re way too small for her overall head size, and that seems to come from Bruce too.

The funny thing is that all those features could come together to look so incredibly hot on one gender, yet look so atrocious on the other. Lots of kids look more like their opposite gendered parent – though most of us look like a mix of the two. But I think the key is that you look like a “your gendered” version of that parent. Your dad’s nose gets feminized or your mom’s eyes become a little more masculine. When nothing changes and you’re a carbon copy except for your genitalia… it’s just not going to look good.

Former Simple Life star Nicole Richie, 26, will expand her presence on the small screen this fall, when she appears in an episode of the NBC comedy Chuck, the network announced exclusively to PEOPLE. And Richie will be playing a role all too familiar in Young Hollywood: the Mean Girl.

According to NBC, Richie will play a “snarky and spiteful girl who tortured” actress Yvonne Strahovski’s character in high school. In the episode, airing sometime this fall, Strahovski’s character, Special Agent Sarah Walker, “must face her fears when she is forced to attend her 10-year high school reunion,” for a mission with costar Zachary Levi (Chuck) as her date.

Chuck’s executive producer Josh Schwartz says, “Nicole auditioned for the part and was very funny. This role is a great opportunity for her to show off her comedic skills and be diabolically evil and kick some butt. It’s going to be really fun.”

Richie has also guest-starred on 8 Simple Rules … for Dating My Teenage Daughter and American Dreams. – David Caplan

New baby Honor Marie’s photos are still in the market. Actually we don’t even know if Jessica Alba will sell the photos but we are excited to meet the baby. I’m sure in a couple of months we will get a picture of precious little Alba girl.

Jessica Alba emerged in LA on Saturday for the first time since giving birth, with Cash Warren and little Honor Marie by her side. Of course no glimpse of the infant just yet as Honor stayed all cozied up in her carrier while her new parents enjoyed the sunny afternoon.

Jessica looks great for someone who just give birth a couple of weeks ago. Daddy Cash Warren is proudly carrying baby Honor on their way for a pediatrician consult and they have special help from a private nurse.

Jamie Lynn Spears is so excited and proud to be a new mom to beautiful baby girl Maddie Briann that she couldn’t resist posting the very first picture of the precious new Spears family member.
She is absolutely gorgeous!! Along with the photo of Maddie, Jamie Lynn leaves a message on her MySpace:

“I can’t say it was something I was planning to do right now,But now that it’s in my lap and that it’s something I have to deal with, I’m looking forward to being the best mom I can be”

Jamie Lynn Spears Proud Mom Of Maddie Briann

Date: Jun 20, 2008 8:28 PM
Subject: hey guys its Jamie..im on my iPhone
Body: lol thank you all guys for the comments and messages..i love you all guys
some of u are surprised about the name..but casey didnt actually like the other names.

Maddie Briann OMG now i really understand my mom lol..sometimes she was overprotective but now i understand why.

now Maddie is sleeping like an angel and im still in hospital..
i had a natural birth and yeah
thank u guys for the pic comment…
it really means alot to me!!!!

I wasn’t expecting to see that baby anytime soon… I thought they would sell the baby’s photo but Jamie Lynn surprised us… respect!!
Congrats Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge for the beautiful baby!!

Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge’s decision to name their newborn daughter Maddie Briann is “a surprising choice,” baby name expert Pam Satran, coauthor of baby-naming guides Cool Names and The Baby Name Bible, tells Joynews.

“[Maddie is] cute but nearly old-fashioned at this point,” Satran says. “The nickname Maddie has been popular in its own right since the 1980s, when it was the name used by the character played by Cybill Shepherd in Moonlighting.”

The name is short for Madeline (the French variation of Magdalen, which is Greek for “high tower) or Madison (of English origin, meaning “son of the mighty warrior”), which was a top name several years ago, Satran explains.

“Both Jamie and Maddie are ’80s-style nickname names,” Satran adds. “Rather than mother and daughter, they sound like classmates – co-captains of the cheerleading squad!”

As for Maddie’s middle name, Briann, Satran reveals its “a modern feminization of Brian, Irish for ’strong.’

Briann, Brian, Brianne and Brianna have been trending downward over the past several years, Satran points out.

Jamie Lynn gave birth to Maddie Thursday at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi. Maddie – Jamie Lynn and Aldridge’s first child – weighed 7 lbs., 11 ounces.

Tell Us: Do you like the name Maddie Briann?

Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth, a source tells Joynews.

Daughter Maddie was born Thursday at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi.

Maddie weighed 7 lbs., 11 ounces.

This is the first child for 17-year-old actress and her 19-year-old fiance Casey Aldridge, a pipe layer.

On Wednesday, sister Britney and dad Jamie flew from L.A. to their hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana as Jamie Lynn prepared to give birth.

The Zoey 101 star – who announced she was expecting at 16-years-old with Aldridge’s baby in December (they sold the story for $1 million) – spent her pregnancy in Kentwood and McComb.

“She’s now really excited, so I’m proud of her,” pal Miley Cyrus has told Joynews.

Before her pregnancy, Jamie Lynn told Us of having kids, “Whatever happens, happens, I guess. You can’t really say what is going to happen.”

In May, Britney and mom Lynne attended her baby shower at the family’s Serenity mansion in Kentwood.

Jamie Lynn and Aldridge got engaged in March and have delayed their wedding until after the birth of their child. At the time, Jamie Lynn wore a T-shirt emblazoned with the phrase “The Rumors Are True” while she flashed her engagement ring.

In April, the couple celebrated Jamie Lynn’s 17th birthday together while her parents looked after Britney in L.A.

Jamie Lynn passed her GED in February. She has said it “would be fun” to attend Louisiana State University.

Tell Us: Do you think Jamie Lynn and Casey will be good parents?

So maybe George Clooney didn’t break up with Sarah Larson just because she got implants . . . The New York Post says:

George Clooney may already have found Sarah Larson’s replacement. Our source claims Clooney “has been dating a woman in her mid-30s” for months now, even before he split with Larson. The source also claims Clooney knew he was going to leave Larson months ago, and let her do interviews and some modeling to “get her a career” before the split. Larson also got some new breasts. (Source)

Charity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some volunteer at the local soup kitchen (me). Others adopt orphaned children from impoverished countries (me if you count Sweden as “impoverished”). George Clooney, he bangs models just long enough to get their careers off the ground. What a humanitarian. He’s like the Mother Teresa of dudes pulling hot ass.

Lindsay Lohan has taken her name out of the race for consideration at the forthcoming Emmy Awards - because her guest spot on Ugly Betty was too “brief”. The actress landed a cameo role in the hit TV show, and was thus eligible to be nominated for the Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series trophy.

But Lohan insists she does not want to be put forward for the award just yet, because her character only graces the screen in one short scene. Her publicist Leslie Sloane tells the Los Angeles Times’ Gold Derby blog, “The appearance was brief. We made a decision to wait.” Instead Lohan - who plays a bully on the program - will wait until the next season of Ugly Betty, when her character will have a more prominent role.

Kate Beckinsale needs to check herself into a hospital. According to The Daily Mail Kate requested a body double to shoot a shower scene that showed her ass and thighs because she thinks she’s a fat ass. Especially in the ass department.

“The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it.”

A source said of Kate’s sick mind, “Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body.”

She’s certifiably delusional. Body dysmorphia on ugly people makes sense. But it’s a damn shame when it happens to a woman as smokin’ as Kate. I’d totally kill to have that ass. It’s nice and round, but most importanly it’s perky!

Photos of Kate at the Raise Gorbachev Foundationa few weeks back in 3…2…1…