I read somewhere that Cheryl Tweedy Cole is on vacation with her footballer husband Ashley Cole to try and save their marriage. Obviously, this is a ridiculous notion. When in the history of man has someone fallen in love with a hot chick dressed in a bikini? She needs to up her game if she wants to save this sinking ship. Maybe cook him a steak and give him a bj while he’s eating it. That’ll buy her at least another two months.