Christina Aguilera made an appearance on Larry King Live last night, where nothing interesting happened. Trust me, I watched it.

Meanwhile, the other day I was talking to this dude I’m boinking about the salad tossing poll we had here on the site, and was saying how surprised I was to find out that there are more ass lovers out there then those who crave threesomes. If you think of it anatomically, it’s pretty gross. But it feels so good.

Anyway, the problem is now everytime I see someone really ugly or really old or something, all I can picture is that person getting their salad tossed. I’m so serious too. So pretty much the entire time I watched the Larry King clip I kept picturing Christina licking his taint. What’s wrong with me?

I’ve included photos of XTina post Larry King. You know she did a couple shots after filming was done. What surprised her the most was when she came home to find Max age 18.