So maybe George Clooney didn’t break up with Sarah Larson just because she got implants . . . The New York Post says:

George Clooney may already have found Sarah Larson’s replacement. Our source claims Clooney “has been dating a woman in her mid-30s” for months now, even before he split with Larson. The source also claims Clooney knew he was going to leave Larson months ago, and let her do interviews and some modeling to “get her a career” before the split. Larson also got some new breasts. (Source)

Charity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some volunteer at the local soup kitchen (me). Others adopt orphaned children from impoverished countries (me if you count Sweden as “impoverished”). George Clooney, he bangs models just long enough to get their careers off the ground. What a humanitarian. He’s like the Mother Teresa of dudes pulling hot ass.