See, this is what happens when you try and revive an era!

Ashley Tisdale is releasing an album of shitty oversynthesized songs from the ’80s. Not just any songs, but ’80s staples like Pat Benatar’s “Shadows of the Night,” Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody,” and Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up.”

So long as she doesn’t f^ck up any Bananarama tracks we’ll be cool. But if she so much as sings one lyric from “Love in the First Degree” I just might have to find her and beat her to death with my dildo.

Experience the horror for yourself below.

Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”

More massacring of ’80s covers after the jump!

Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”

Pat Benatar’s “Shadows of the Night”