The more I read about Jessica Simpson’s sexcapades, the more I want to whip out my strap-on and wiggle it into her asshole.

Rumor now has it the reason Tony Romo and Jessica broke up because she cheated on him with two of Hollywood’s most sought after men, herpes-infested Jared Leto and Scrubs‘ star Zach Braff.

[Jessica Simpson’s] fling with Zach Braff began after a recent party hosted by Diddy, when the mogul received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

“They spent that night together and several others,” the source said.

“Then she turned to Jared [Leto] for several more romantic trysts! And this was happening right under Tony Romo’s nose!”

At one point she was juggling all three guys, according to the source.

Sounds like Jessica needs to check into rehab for sex addiction.  Nah.  I don’t even think that’s the reason.  She’s the kind of chick whose self-esteem is so unstable she needs to let a man dump his seed in her in order to feel special.  I wouldn’t be surprised if she’d let a dude bust a nut all over her pretty little face.