Kate Beckinsale told Glamour Magazine that being a good cook and being good at sex are mutually exclusive. Kate, of course, is good at sex.

“I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”

A wise man once said, “I want to bang Kate Beckinsale so bad.” I think it was Confucius. Why can’t thinkers of our generation be as profound as those from yesteryear?

With that, here are some outtakes of Kate from her Mean Magazine shoot. Tons more after the jump.