Everyone always makes such a fuss about Cameron Diaz being a surfer girl, which I’ve never understood what the big deal is. Don’t get me wrong, she’s a cute girl, but all-in-all she has the body of a little boy. A little boy with puffy boobs. Those scenes in “The Sweetest Thing” were she’s wearing her underwear, yeah, same square body as a little boy.

Instead people she more attention to surfer chick Gemma Atkinson, who bears the figure of a woman and has the ideal rack to boot. And with her you wouldn’t have as much paparazzi following around either, which means you there’s a greater chance you can bone her in public without getting caught on camera.