Open letters to actors are so entertaining.  It’s like doing them with a strap-on for all the world to see.

NY Magazine’s TV writer Emma Rosenblum wrote an open letter to Katherine Heigl asking her to stop being a whiny, ungrateful bitch and shut her trap already. At one point in the letter she even calls her out for being “totally annoying and self-righteous.” Pretty much.

Being married to Heigl must be an effing nightmare.  She probably cock blocks her husband every night sayin, ‘I did not feel that I your performance the last time was good enough to warrant us having to participate in a sexual act together again.’

Here’s an excerpt from the open letter:

“There’s a theory we have about this, Katherine, so listen closely. Have you ever thought that maybe the writers are incorporating your own personality into that of your character? Because we read a lot of women’s magazine and gossip sites, and we think we kind of know you at this point. And guess what? You’re totally annoying and self-righteous, just like Izzie!”

Ah yes, there’s nothing sweeter then someone getting called out on their bullshit.  Especially when it gets physical.

Like that time I went J. Lo on the breakfast bouncer’s ass at The Majestic diner while completely decked out in ’80s gear complete with bright pink stockings and a pleather white jacket.  My head was swinging like a chicken directly taking it’s cues from Rosie Perez. But I digress.

Here’s that c^nt gloating at the Emmy’s last year when people still kind of liked her.

Read the full open letter here.

More photos after the jump!