Rebecca Gayheart and husband Eric Dane were photographed at the beach in St. Bart’s Thursday.

There’s not much to say about Rebecca.  I’m sure someone found her attractive back in the day, but I can’t really say that my vagina ever got excited by her.

All I can think of when I see Rebecca is how she killed a kid in a car accident some years back.  She then flipped her car onto two parked cars a few months later.  She was sober both times, which pretty much means she’s a really really shitty driver.

Her father was quoted saying, “I’ve told my wife not to let her drive any more.” I second that.