Sucking on George Clooney’s chode has really paid off for Sarah Larson. The retired escort hasn’t left the limelight since he packed her bags and kicked her to the curb. Yesterday the paparazzi photographed the celeb wannabe out and about in Los Angeles.

Yesterday I posted a rumor that George called it quits after Sarah started to become careless with her birth control pills in hopes of securing a lifetime of George’s money courtesy of child support.

Now there are rumors that George was also upset with the former “cocktail waitress” after she got implants. In other words, Sarah was the typical shallow Hollyweird slut he thought she’d never become. FOOL!

A source claims Sarah to be so proud of her new rack she wouldn’t mind posing for Playboy for the whole world to see. The source said, “She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy.” Her rep denies the claim. Rumor also has it she might score a gig as a lingerie model for some company.

Sarah Larson is a cute girl, but the truth is we don’t need another non-deserving, talentless celebrity wannabe photographed doing walking around and being boring.