Seeing Sharon Stone’s 50-year-old breasts reminds me of when I was in college and me and a group of friends would pay a visit to our local porn shop and rent movies that we’d watch collectively as a group. Not to get off, but to laugh our asses off. “Clown F^ckers” has got to be one of the weirdest ones we ever saw.

But one of the worst pornos I ever saw on the store shelves was an entire section dedicated to senior citizens getting it on. Every time I think about it I shudder. What kind of person gets off watching an old smelly nutsack and saggy tits getting it on? But I guess if you were in porn your entire life that was bound to happen. It’s not like they were going to join their local church and start prayer groups.

Which brings me to my point. I’m all for female empowerment, and I believe 40 is the new 30, but shouldn’t there be a point when over-the-hill woman should put their tits away? I mean, I have a pretty filthy mouth, but I barely show any cleavage now and I’m only 25.

And it’s not just about the tits. A couple months ago Sharon showed up at a Make-A-Wish ball wearing no underwear and showing her landing strip. Ta-cky!

Here’s Sharon Stone at some press event in Beverly Hills yesterday.