Audrina Patridge is not really know for any skills. She doesn’t have great acting skills and she’s not all that athletic. Hell, I don’t even think she has likability skills. Is that a word? Oh yes, spellcheck say it is!Anyway, Audrina doesn’t bring a whole lot to the world, but she does have a few fans out there that love her.

And then there are all the horny guys that just want to drool all over her pictures. So horny guys, these Audrina Patridge photos are for you! You know who you are.

I love women like Audrina Patridge because they think they’re so slick when in all reality they’re at your mercy.  Take the bruise on her face, for example.

She can casually lean over while laughing and show us some cleavage all she wants, but when a dude wants to c()ck slap her face she takes it.

Women like this will never know the definition of love, nor toe-curling orgasms.  While everyone else is unleashing their inner nympho during sex, she’ll still be posing the entire time like the fake that she is.  Half the time girls who try to sell their sex appeal are asexual to begin with.  It’s just a game to them.

Here’s Audrina and her c()ck slapped face shopping along Melrose Avenue yesterday.

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Wait a minute, is that Cisco Adler under all that hair and novelty store crap? It’s hard to know for sure. Quick, someone check his balls!

Audrina Patridge of The Hills left Goa with a crew that included some guy who snagged his wardrobe at a gas station with about $25 in his pocket. He actually had money left over for a pack of gum and some cigarettes. Hmm, is he a distant cousin of this long-lost Lindsay Lohan hanger-on known as “white sunglasses guy?” Something to think about…

The star of the upcoming straight-to-DVD movie Into the Blue 2 appeared to have recently made up with her warring housemates, but on this particular occasion, Patridge’s uncanny ability to find the least desirable man within a 100-mile radius kept her newly reconciled buddies at bay.

Barack Obama gushed that his wife Michelle is an “extraordinary mother” to their two daughters. “Nothing is more important to Michelle than being a good mother,” the Democratic presidential nominee tells Us Weekly in its new issue, on newsstands now. “She works every day to instill in our girls the same values we were raised with.” Check out the latest issue of Us Weekly, available now, for the full untold story on why Barack loves Michelle, her struggle to get pregnant, why she rejected Barack when he first asked her out, and how she took her best friend to see Sex and the City on opening day. (See Barack’s Just Like Us gallery.)

- Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to daughter Maddie Briann in Mississippi Thursday. “I’m sure the baby’s beautiful, and I’m so glad everybody’s healthy and doing well,” the 17-year-old’s cousin Alli Sims told Usmagazine.com. Read why Spears chose the name Maddie here and check out pics of the young mom’s baby bump.

- Underwear ads starring David Beckham were released by Emporio Armani released. See more stars in their skivvies.

- Angelina Jolie said she and Brad Pitt will stay home until the twins are born. “We’ve made a point to, both of us, not be working,” the actress told USA Today. “So we’ll be home together with the kids.” The Wanted star also revealed this week that when it comes sex scenes she likes working with Pitt best. “I’ll always prefer rolling around on the floor with him than any other man. You know, in general,” she told MTV. See pics of Angelina’s bump.

- Kate Hudson’s four-year-old son Ryder went to a Father’s Day brunch with her new beau Lance Armstrong — and dad Chris Robinson. Both Hudson and Armstrong played coy about her two-month relationship during separate appearances on The View.

- Britney Spears is currently working on a new album, her vocal producer and co-writer Jim Beanz confirmed exclusively to Us. “Britney is amazing,” Beanz said. Spears “intends to return to Louisiana,” her mom Lynne said in a declaration to the L.A. Superior Court filed Tuesday while a court commissioner granted Britney’s father Jamie permission to sell the singer’s six-bedroom home in Beverly Hills. See Britney and her parents through the years.

- Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge silenced rumors of a feud by filming scenes for the new season of The Hills. Lauren “Lo” Bosworth was also there. What can fans expect next season? “Bathing suits, drama, romance and friendships!” Patridge promised. “There is still a lot more to film!” See pics of Lauren with her friends here.

- Meet the Press moderator Tim Russert was buried at the Holy Trinity Catholic Church in Washington, D.C. Watch what his son Luke had to say about the untimely death of his father on the Today Show. Also: See other stars who have gone too soon.

- Anne Hathaway dumped her longtime beau, Italian businessman Raffaello Follieri, a source told Us. Follieri is under investigation by the New York State Attorney General’s office for failing to file tax-disclosure forms for his charity, the Follieri Foundation. On The View the day after the news broke, the actress said she was feeling “somber.”

- Joel Madden blogged that he and Nicole Richie got married – but he was just calling out Star magazine for falsely reporting he was trying the knot. “I’ve been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren’t invited to my wedding,” Madden wrote.

- Matthew McConaughey partied at a bar in Nicaragua far away from pregnant girlfriend Camila Alves, who’s due to give birth next month. The actor “had to be helped out of a Nicaraguan bar the other night after dancing with an assortment of babes,” a witness told the New York Daily News‘ Rush & Molloy column. The Fool’s Good star responded via an email to the paper: “Drunk? Absolutely. Nicaragua is a beautiful place, epic waves, the best surfing I have ever been on.”

- Miley Cyrus‘ father Billy Ray spoke out again about the Hannah Montana star’s controversial semi-topless Vanity Fair portrait. “I didn’t know they were going to strip her down and wrap her in a blanket,” he told Meredith Vieira in an interview on Today. (See topless stars.)

- Christie Brinkley asked for salacious details from her divorce battle with her ex husband Peter Cook be made public. The supermodel claims that Cook trolled Internet porn sites, including swinger sites in search of women. See other scandalous affairs here.

- Charlie Sheen apologized for a three-year-old voicemail that ex Denise Richards made public. The voicemail included a curse-filled rant from Sheen calling Richards a “f–king c–t” and a “f–king n—-r.”

- British singer Amy Winehouse was hospitalized after fainting at her home.

- Jennifer Aniston’s rep shot down a Life and Style report that she wanted to exclude her He’s Just Not That Into You co-star Jennifer Connelly from a group cover shot for Marie Claire. “There is no drama whatsover,” Aniston’s rep told Us.

- Pregnant Nicole Kidman – who turned 41 Friday – said she cried when she saw her ultrasound. “I didn’t think I’d get to experience that in my lifetime,” Kidman admitted to Vogue. Check out Kidman’s style evolution.

- Jessica Simpson ticked off PETA when she wore a “Real Girls Eat Meat” T-shirt during a weekend outing with beau Tony Romo. “Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken-of-the-Sea, anyone?” a PETA rep told Us. See photos of other stars’ talking tees.

- Paula Abdul split from restaurateur J.T. Torregiani, her rep confirmed to Us. “She’s doing fine,” a source close to the Idol judge told Us. “She has moved on with her life.”

- Gisele Bundchentold GQ that her football player beau Tom Brady “really, genuinely doesn’t have a bad bone in his body.” Find out what Bundchen, Brady and his son John Edward did for Father’s Day and check out photos of hunky shirtless dads.

- Lindsay Lohan, who made a guest appearance on the season finale of Ugly Betty, dropped out of the Emmy race in hopes of increasing her chances next year, when she’s scheduled to appear in five episodes as a down-on-luck high school pal of Betty’s.

- Karina Smirnoff told Us she isn’t weeping over her split with Mario Lopez. “At the end of the day, I really want to find that certain person to spend the rest my life with,” she said.

- Jake Gyllenhaal will face off against Reese Witherspoon’s ex Ryan Phillippe at the 2008 Teen Choice Awards. Click here for the full list of nominees.

- Republican presidential nominee John McCain’s wife, Cindy, and Bill Clinton both reportedly plagiarized cookie recipes for Family Circle’s Presidential Bake-Off.

- Kevin Federline nabbed a Father of the Year Award at club Prive in Las Vegas. “I’m surprised,” Federline said when asked how it felt to win the title.

-Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to assaulting two police officers at London’s Heathrow Airport. See photos of your favorites ’90s models.

- Charlotte Church and rugby player Gavin Henson announced they’re expecting their second child.

Okay, I can’t really think of a better way to start the weekend than with these Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge bikini pictures. Okay, that’s not really true. I can actually think of quite a few better ways to start the weekend. For instance, these could have been pictures of Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge nude sunbathing. And then of course they would need to apply tanning lotion to each other’s tight, toned bodies. And then one thing leads to another, and, well, you know. Cuz there’s nothing better than make-up sex.

Squashing rumors of a feud, Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge filmed scenes for the new season of The Hills Wednesday at L.A.’s Kumo Restaurant. Lauren “Lo” Bosworth was also there.

Patridge recently told Usmagazine that she and Conrad are “working” on their friendship.

“Whenever our show is not airing, there are always rumors and assumptions made, but when the show starts airing, everyone will get back on track,” she told Us at an event Monday.

(On The Hills finale in May, Patridge told Conrad that Bosworth had come between their friendship. Ever since, blogs have been abuzz that the two are feuding.)

“We are friends, and every friendship goes though ups and downs,” Patridge assured Us.

So what can fans expect on The Hills next season?

“Bathing suits, drama, romance and friendships!” Patridge promised. “There is still a lot more to film!”

For more on Lauren and Audrina’s reconciliation, pick up the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now.

The Hills stars and roommates Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, can’t seem to put their claws away. This time their fighting is at an all-time high about a photo shoot that took place at Lauren’s house, but in Audrina’s room.

Apparently, Lauren lost her cool and was pissed at Audrina for letting a photo shoot take place in her house.

Audrina said,”She was very, very, very mad. She said it’s her house. But this is my room.”

She also claims that she tried to reason with Lauren, telling her, ‘We’re not taking pictures of your house — don’t be rude.’ It just adds to the tension. Now she thinks I’m sneaky and shady for doing this photo shoot, yet she and her team knew about it. She won’t let it go.”

Sources claim that the reason behind Lauren’s meltdown is that the astute businesswoman had already promised exclusive photographs of the house’s backyard to a different magazine- and would have no doubt received a hefty paycheck for the pics.

Audrina’s rep got the Ok from Lauren’s rep to do the shoot, problem is nobody told Lauren.

Will these two friends ever mend their friendship? I guess we will just have to see when the cameras roll to film every heart-felt moment.

LOS ANGELES, Calif. –Audrina Patridge has finally admitted there is a rift between herself and her “Hills” housemate,

Audrina and LC have reportedly been feuding for weeks, but a recent scheduling snafu caused a bigger tear in the girls’ friendship, according to OK! magazine.

The brunette was recently having her photo taken by OK!, when LC came home and grew angry that Audrina was doing the shoot in the backyard. LC was reportedly angry because she had sold the rights to an exclusive shoot of her backyard to another magazine.

“She was very, very, very mad,” Audrina told OK! “She said it’s her house. But this is my room.”

Audrina said she explained things to LC, but the blonde remained angry.

“I said, ‘We’re not taking pictures of your house – don’t be rude.’ It just adds to the tension,” Audrina said. “Now she thinks I’m sneaky and shady for doing this photo shoot, yet she and her team knew about it. She won’t let go.”

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‘Brokeback’ The Opera: Fans of Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal’s gay cowboy film, “Brokeback Mountain,” should dust off their opera glasses, because the short story that became the film is scheduled to be told as an opera, Us Weekly reports. The New York City Opera commissioned Charles Wuorinen to compose a show, which is set to debut in 2013. We just won’t know how to quit the opera!

Jessica and Tony’s Sushi Sleeper: In other couple news worthy of opera-sized drama, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo were spotted over the weekend dining on sushi at at SushiSamba in Dallas, People reports. At one point during dinner, Jessica reportedly laid her head in Tony’s lap. Apparently, Tony is quite the conversationalist.

More ‘Hills’ Awkwardness: It’s no secret that Audrina Patridge of “The Hills” doesn’t click with roommates Lauren Conrad and Lauren “Lo” Bosworth. The trio was spotted at the grand opening of Strike Orange County bowling lanes in Tustin, Calif., over the weekend, but Audrina did not hang out with her two roommates, People reports. Instead of spending time together as a happy trio, Audrina was busy kissing Tal Cooperman, while LC and “Lo” bowled a few lanes over. No word on whose frame was full of gutterballs, but we’re betting on “Lo.”

J.Lo To Design Exercise Line: Fresh off having twins, Jennifer Lopez will embark on yet another endeavor, possibly one to inspire other moms after giving birth. The singer/actress, who already has a line of clothing, will debut a line of exercise gear, OK! Magazine reports. “She has some street gear already in her lines, but she wants something exclusively for sneakers, yoga pants and dance gear,” a source close to J.Lo tells the mag. Just J.Lo it indeed.

The Blinged-Out Pitt-Jolie Twins Nursery: And in some uber chic baby news, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie might have taken the award for most baby bling in a nursery. The couple reportedly spent $140,000 on their nursery for their twins, according to the New York Daily News’ Rush & Molloy. The twins will even have two pink crystal chandeliers. We’re glad to hear there are two chandeliers, because there is nothing worse than two celeb twins fighting over whose chandelier is it.

MTV is making full use of Audrina Partridge to create her own show within the hit reality show called “The Hills.” There will be another camera crew to film the action of the first camera crew. The idea was being sold as a pioneer on a scripted show about a girl acting in a scripted show. This new reality show has been given the name of “The Partridge Boobity.” It sounds like the producers are trying too hard to milk the cash cow.