OK! Magazine reports  Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong didn’t bother hiding their affection for one another while at Dolce & Gabbana’s party at Baoli restaurant in Cannes Friday.

After hitting the dance floor, a source reportedly found Kate cleaning a white men’s shirt in the bathroom singe. “I asked her what she was doing,” recalls the source. “Kate blushed and laughed — And then Lance walked out of a stall topless!”

Ah, yes.  Because nothing says romance like having a quickie in a public bathroom stall before wiping up the jizz from your man’s shirt. Let’s hope she wore some underwear… or he, at least, a condom.  Cum drizzling down your leg is not a good look!

Here are some old photos of Kate in a bikini for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy.