Former Melrose Place vixen Lisa Rinna recently showed off her ripped body in a colorful striped bikini while on have some fun at the beach.

I must say, her body is phenomenal for someone of 44.  At the same time, however, I’m pretty sure my childhood Ken dolls had the same abs.  Not a good look on a woman.

Every time I see Lisa Rinna all I see is her pregnant and naked.

More photos after the jump!

Uh, this is kind of a surprise today considering we don’t hear anything about Donald Trump’s ex-wife, Marla Maples. Ever. But here is ol Marla today for everyone to see just because some paparazzo was “lucky” enough to catch her running on the beach and doing cartwheels in a bikini. Wow, what luck.

Had Marla known there was an unscrupulous photographer on this stretch of the beach she may not have looked directly into the camera. But there are surprises everyday — today it happens to be Marla Maples running on the beach in a bikini.

A little over a week ago we found out the pregnancy rumors for Alessandra Ambrosio were true.  All this means is that soon we might not be seeing many more pictures of Alessandra in skimpy little bikinis.

I know this is heartbreaking for many of you, and us as well, but all hope is not lost yet.  We were lucky enough to find these candid bikini pictures of Alessandra down in Miami.  Not a bad way to start off the Monday is it?

You’ve got to give it to the Kardashiangirls, they really know how to get our attention!  There really is no better way for these California girls (and blatant attention whores) to show off their curves than prancing around in skimpy bikinis.  The only way this could have been better for the guys is if their bikinis magically fell off and revealed all their Kardashian glory!

Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney really know how to have a good time.  And the best part is that they are always willing to strike a few poses for the photographers.  I’m just wondering if a wide-angle lens was needed for a couple of these shots because that booty of Kim’s just goes on for miles and miles!

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace gave us some beautiful bikini pictures when she was in Spain. She enjoyed sunbathing, listening to music and letting the snooze overtake her. She has been romantically linked with Mike Tyson. They were seen at Chinawhite, behaving intimately and showing that they were close. Mike was accompanied by two burly bodyguards but he paid no heed to them as he enjoyed his date with Aisleyne. When the couple got out into the street, Mike bought a rose for Aisleyne before they left together in a car.

Rebecca Gayheart and husband Eric Dane were photographed at the beach in St. Bart’s Thursday.

There’s not much to say about Rebecca.  I’m sure someone found her attractive back in the day, but I can’t really say that my vagina ever got excited by her.

All I can think of when I see Rebecca is how she killed a kid in a car accident some years back.  She then flipped her car onto two parked cars a few months later.  She was sober both times, which pretty much means she’s a really really shitty driver.

Her father was quoted saying, “I’ve told my wife not to let her drive any more.” I second that.

Here is a sneak-peek of Mariah Carey on the set of her latest video. I don’t know the name of the song/video yet, but I do know that Mariah is in a bikini, high heels, and enjoying a glass of champagne. Yeah, that’s cool if you’re into that.

I do kind of feel sorry for the pale, chubby girl in the photo. Sure, she gets the thankless job of waiting on Mariah Carey, but you know she’s constantly comparing Mariah’s well-toned body to hers. I mean, I would be…