Uh, this is kind of a surprise today considering we don’t hear anything about Donald Trump’s ex-wife, Marla Maples. Ever. But here is ol Marla today for everyone to see just because some paparazzo was “lucky” enough to catch her running on the beach and doing cartwheels in a bikini. Wow, what luck.

Had Marla known there was an unscrupulous photographer on this stretch of the beach she may not have looked directly into the camera. But there are surprises everyday — today it happens to be Marla Maples running on the beach in a bikini.

Alessandra Ambrosio is obviously no stranger to the beach — or to a bikini! In fact, has anyone ever seen a photo of Alessandra when she wasn’t it a bikini? No, I don’t think so. Oh wait, what about those photos of her legs that she used to help to make her famous! Ole!

Lindsay Lohan tried to revive her career as an attention hungry whore in Cannes over the weekend by teasing us with her fire crotch, sporting an engagement ring at the Dolce & Gabbana party, and making sure the paparazzi captured her parading around in a bikini.

It’s like September 2006 all over again!

Except now no one cares anymore. Upskirt shots are about as outdated as single-digit pregnancies. If Lindsay really wants the world talking about her she’s going to have to raise the bar.

I say it’s time for a new celebrity sex tape to hit the Net. This time with some hot scissoring action between Linds and Sam. Now that’d be a Lindsay Lohan movie actually worth watching!

To see the upskirt shot, click here.

Upskirt and more bikini photos after the jump!

Shayne Lamas was spotted doing a little recreational fishing at the beach recently in her candy-apple red bikini. As it turns out, Shayne not only landed “The Bachelor” this last season on TV, but she also landed some sort of fish right there in the surf! And if she wasn’t still riding her 15-minutes of fame, you probably wouldn’t even see these photos.

And no, I really don’t know what kind of fish that is, but it looks like something I found in a fish sandwich once.