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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Comes Up for Air Again

Posted on 17 June 2008 by JoyCeleb

Kim Kardashian and her thunder thighs made another appearance in a bikini earlier last week.

At this point I really could care less about her ass.  It’s big, we get it.  What I really want to know is who the hell told Kim that she would look sexy in that bathing suit?

Some outfits were meant to be left on the runway, especially if the outfits already look terrible enough on the stick figure models.  Extra meat isn’t going to correct how hideous the outfit may be.

Kim isn’t fat, but she’s hella fluffy.  And me, I don’t much care for the fluff.  I like my abs tight and my thighs sculpted.  Most of all I like my hos in regular bikinis.

Love or or hate her, all of you keep taking time out of your lives to write about her.  In other words, with each key you type homegirl is getting richer while you blow through another five minutes of your life giving Kim Kardashian attention.

For more Kim, click here and scope out her gallery.

More photos after the jump!

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Katherine Heigl’s Body is Alright… For a 45-Yr.-Old

Posted on 17 June 2008 by JoyCeleb

That c^nt Katherine Heigl is on vacation with her husband in Cancun this week. People talk about Kim Kardashian’s ass but at least she’s got an ass!!  This broad’s ass is five years away from looking like THIS hot skank.  I’m not saying she’s fat… I’m just saying I wouldn’t hit that.

More photos after the jump!

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Kate Beckinsale & Her Fat Ass Are Sick in the Head

Posted on 16 June 2008 by JoyCeleb

Kate Beckinsale needs to check herself into a hospital. According to The Daily Mail Kate requested a body double to shoot a shower scene that showed her ass and thighs because she thinks she’s a fat ass. Especially in the ass department.

“The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it.”

A source said of Kate’s sick mind, “Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body.”

She’s certifiably delusional. Body dysmorphia on ugly people makes sense. But it’s a damn shame when it happens to a woman as smokin’ as Kate. I’d totally kill to have that ass. It’s nice and round, but most importanly it’s perky!

Photos of Kate at the Raise Gorbachev Foundationa few weeks back in 3…2…1…

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