Jeremy Piven strikes out with Megan Fox

Megan Fox shot down Jeremy Piven like a Korean airliner at the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards* late last month after the actor tried flirting with her. The New York Daily News says:

Jeremy Piven was bent on meeting “Transformers” hottie Megan Fox in the greenroom at Spike TV’s Guy’s Choice Awards, airing on Sunday. “I don’t know you, but I should,” said Piven, staring at her like she was a lamb chop. He went on: “I know you’re getting an award.” Said an unimpressed Fox: “Do you even know which one?” The “Entourage” star was ready to answer, but she’d already walked away. (Source)

Jeremy Piven should know that Megan Fox is already spoken for by one of Hollywood’s most successful, handsome, and eligible bachelors: George Clooney Matthew McConaughey Johnny Depp Brian Austin Green. Wait, what? Nevermind, Jeremy was probably right to try. Hooking up with a balding, 5-feet-tall cable actor would have been a step up from a “made-for-TV movie” has-been.

*the same award show that graced us with these incredible pics of Marisa Miller

Megan Fox might have fiance Brian Austin Green’s name permanently tattooed on her, but it seems the couple’s relationship may only be temporary.

According to Star Magazine, Megan has been spotted without her engagement over the last few months, sparking rumors that the two are on the outs.

An insider on the set of her movie “Jennifer’s Body” says that the 22-year-old didn’t act like she was taken. “I’ve never seen her wearing an engagement ring. I actually thought she and Adam Brody, who’s also in the movie, were dating. They were very flirty with each other and were always hanging out together when they weren’t working.”

But her good pal, actress Jennifer Blanc, tells Star that despite her leaving the rock at home, Megan is indeed still engaged. “She does wear it sometimes,” insists Jennifer. “I’ve never asked her why she doesn’t always put it on.”

Megan needs to quit sucking on Brian’s penis and come up for air.  If the two haven’t already split then she better hurry her ass.

Actually, I hope her foolish ass gets knocked-up with his child.  Did you know she got his name tattooed on her after three months of dating?!   Three effing months!  I won’t even let a guy puncture my asshole with his penis until at least six months of dating.

Her dumbass said of the tattoo, “I got mine three months into dating him, but I felt I wouldn’t regret it if we weren’t together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options.”

Megan should date Brian Griffin instead.  He’s way cooler than Brian Austin Green and he’d totally give it to her doggie style.

Rolling Stone Magazine outtakes posted below for your viewing pleasure.

More photos after the jump!