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Nadine Velazquez Does Maxim Magazine

Posted on 24 June 2008 by JoyCeleb

Sexy Puerto Rican actress Nadine Velazquez is currently featured in the August issue of Maxim Magazine.

In the magazine the actress confesses, “Comparing Jaime Pressley and me is like comparing two beautiful flowers: we’re both very hot, just in different ways.”

There is nothing sexier about a person then confidence, not to be mistaken with cockiness. Call me biased, but these Latinas (i.e., Eva Mendes, Salma Hayek, Roselyn Sanchez) don’t even have to try to be sexy.  They just are.

More sexiness after the cut

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Jessica Alba Press Stills For “The Love Guru”

Posted on 21 June 2008 by JoyCeleb

Here are some press stills of that whiney, untalented actress Jessica Alba for her latest crappy flick “The Love Guru” before she was “honored” to get knocked-up with Cash Warren’s seed.

Jessica Alba and Justin Timberlake in the same film?  This has box office flop written all over it.  She’ll find a way to blame it on people not taking her seriously because she’s so beautiful, instead of realizing that it’s because she sucks as an actress!

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Salma Hayek’s Breast Have Still Got It

Posted on 17 June 2008 by JoyCeleb

Like hookers and genital warts, Salma Hayek’s succulent breasts will never go out of style.

Spotted at Tart’s on Melrose Avenue this past Saturday, Salma showed off her rack in a certifiable mumu-inspired dress while shopping with daughter Valentina Paloma Pinault.

Judging by that outfit Salma isn’t in too much of a hurry to shed the excess baby weight.  I’m pretty sure there’s no six pack under those bed sheets. She’s probably smuggling her cousins from Mexico under that thing.

But at least she was kind enough to give us a peak at her mammaries.  Makes you wonder if she’s still breastfeeding.  I could totally milk those titties for a couple of hours if someone forced me against my will.

More photos after the jump!

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