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First Photos Of Jessica Alba’s Baby Girl Honor Marie

Posted on 24 June 2008 by JoyCeleb

New baby Honor Marie’s photos are still in the market. Actually we don’t even know if Jessica Alba will sell the photos but we are excited to meet the baby. I’m sure in a couple of months we will get a picture of precious little Alba girl.

Jessica Alba emerged in LA on Saturday for the first time since giving birth, with Cash Warren and little Honor Marie by her side. Of course no glimpse of the infant just yet as Honor stayed all cozied up in her carrier while her new parents enjoyed the sunny afternoon.

Jessica looks great for someone who just give birth a couple of weeks ago. Daddy Cash Warren is proudly carrying baby Honor on their way for a pediatrician consult and they have special help from a private nurse.

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Jessica Alba and Husband Cash Warren Welcome Baby Girl

Posted on 15 June 2008 by JoyCeleb

Jessica Alba and Cash WarrenJessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren have welcomed a baby girl, her rep confirms to Joynews.

Honor Marie Warren was born Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

Alba’s father was overheard saying “she’s beautiful.” Warren — in a T-shirt, jeans and baseball cap — was spotted carrying food into the maternity ward Sunday.

Alba, 26, and Warren, 28, announced they were expecting last December. (See more surprise pregnancies here.)

During her pregnancy, Alba admitted, “anything could make me incredibly angry or break down crying. That’s not something I’m used to.”

Her one fear about mommyhood: Breastfeeding.

She told Extra she had a dream, and “it had to do with breastfeeding, which is the only thing I’m paranoid about. More than giving birth.”

She and Warren got engaged after announcing their baby news.

They quietly wed in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room on May 19.

They just moved into a $4 million Beverly Hills home with their three dogs.

“It’s a lot of stress to buy a house, have a baby and get married in six months,” she recently told USA Weekend. “It’s a lot of life-changing decisions. I’m really, really secure and happy in my relationship

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Jessica Alba dumps Cash Warren

Posted on 24 May 2008 by JoyCeleb

Jessica Alba dumps Cash WarrenPregnant Jessica Alba has called it quites, again and hopefully once and for all, with boyfriend Cash Warren.

Alba had previously dated Warren before the baby news. They both decided to give it a go again thinking that the baby would bring them closer together.

Apparently bad idea, the couple seemed to fight over anything having to do with the pregnancy and Alba heard rumors that Warren was having an affair with a Russian model. That was all too much for her to handle, so she called it quites.

“Jessica was so distraught that she fled LA — and Cash — and took off for Sundance alone. She’s telling everyone that she just needs time away. It’s an act. Jessica’s secretly a wreck.”

Thank God. Jessica needed to get rid of that free-loading scum bag. She is much better without him.

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Jessica Alba’s Wedding Was a Surprise?

Posted on 22 May 2008 by JoyCeleb

Jessica Alba’s courthouse lack-of-ceremony wedding was a shocker – even for her friends close to the actress. In case you’ve been off the planet the last few days, Jessica married longtime boyfriend Cash Warren on Monday in Beverly Hills, but not even close friends new about the nuptials. A source close to Jessica Alba said:

“Jessica and Cash’s ceremony surprised even good friends. She [used to feel] it would be okay to wait until after the baby was born to get married. But her traditional side must have really kicked in.”

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren surprise us with a wedding!

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Jessica Alba Doesn’t Invite Her Brother To Her Wedding

Posted on 21 May 2008 by JoyCeleb

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren planned to have a secretive, private wedding, which they pulled off flawlessly. Her wedding was so secretive that Jessica’s own brother wasn’t invited.

When USweekly broke the news to him Tuesday he said, “My sister!? I’m going to have to call her!”

When asked if Warren will make a good husband, Josh told Us “Well, he’s my brother in law now!”

Well that kinda sticks. Josh has to be super pissed about not being invited to his sister’s wedding, I know I would be.  And what makes it worse is that a some gossip magazine knew about the wedding before he did. I bet he wants to punch Cash in the face right about now, if he hasn’t already.

Here are some pixs of the sneaky happy couple:

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Cash Warren Made An Honest Woman of Jessica Alba

Posted on 21 May 2008 by JoyCeleb

Jessica Alba is officially off the market.

Mom-to-be Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have gotten married, People confirms. The couple quietly wed Monday, says her rep, Brad Cafarelli.

According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.

“She looked happy but nervous,” the source says.

Warren, in a white shirt and brown pants, arrived with Alba at about 11:30 a.m. on Monday, applied for a marriage license and waited about 40 minutes for the paperwork to be processed before a staff member from the courthouse married them, the source says.

Nobody else attended the wedding, the source adds.

Positive for herpes, knocked-up, and now married to a porn-addicted douche before she could pop out a bastard child. Wow, Jessica Alba’s life has turned out fabulously.

Here are some photos of Jessica before the shit really hit the fan. Boy was she absolutely delicious. Hopefully she can maintain it post-baby. Enjoy the pics!

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Jessica Alba Photos from Allure Magazine June 2008

Posted on 20 May 2008 by JoyCeleb

Jessica Alba graces the cover of Allure magazine and has a few more classy black and white photos inside the June 2008 issue. I don’t know when these photos were taken, but Jessica doens’t look pregnant at all! With Jessica’s recent engagement to Cash Warren and a seriously booming movie, she says that being pregnant is the icing on the cake.

She went on to say, “It’s quite a blessing and it couldn’t be more perfect timing.” And I don’t think her pregnancy is going to impact her career in a negative way at all. Besides, if they can’t get Jessica Alba, who else could they hire? All the other female celebrities are pregnant, too!

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Cash Tries to Declare Porn as a Tax Deduction

Posted on 20 May 2008 by JoyCeleb

It’s amazing to think Cash Warren has never really done anything bad, and yet everyone’s douche radar starts a-blazin’ every time his name is mentioned.

And so, in an effort to add some more fuel to the fire, here’s another fabulous Crazy Days & Nights blind item certain to get Jessica Alba’s pregger granny panties in a bunch.

This is the funniest one I have ever got from the accountant. This celebutard is engaged to a B list film actress with A+ name recognition. He spent $34,000 on porn last year, and tried to claim it as a deduction for business purposes. He had each and every receipt for all the porn. All of it. He claimed that he needed it to see the proper way to act in a love scene. When the accountant reminded him he wasn’t even an actor, our celebutard said something to the effect of, “I’ve got my girlfriend believing I’m the best guy in the world. I’m a great actor.” They chose not to try and deduct the porn.

Ugh, and to think he gets to stick his penis inside her!

And to help ease your pain, here is Jessica Alba photo spread in the June 2008 issue of Allure Magazine.

Photos of Cash and Jess shopping over the weekend in 3…2…1…

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