Mischa Barton in New York (6/12)

Remember those bikini pics from a few months ago showing Mischa Barton’s cellulite-ravaged thighs. Mischa and her rep claimed the photos were doctored even though it’s a known fact Mischa has the thighs of a 55-year-old widow from Long Island known as Doris. Well check out these pics of Mischa in New York last week. Doctored again? Well no actually. Because no one gives a fuck about Mischa Barton. Doctoring a photo takes a good five minutes — five minutes that could be better spent not caring about Mischa Barton. This bitch could walk naked through my living room holding cotton candy and I’d call all my friends to tell them I just saw the most delicious cotton candy.