The Sun posted footage of Amy Winehouse smoking crack 19 minutes after she snorted ecstasy and cocaine and admitting she took six Valium to bring herself down. The video shows Amy wandering around a crack den bellyaching about her cat she thinks someone stole. “If I was that cat I’d leave on my own accord — I’d call a cab. It ain’t right. This ain’t Toys R Us. They took my cat.”

In spite of what everyone believes, Amy Winehouse can be helped and it isn’t through rehab. All you have to do is replace her crack pipe with one of those kiddie bubble pipes. That way, instead of a high like no other, she can play with the bubbles that come out. There’s an off chance she’ll notice something is amiss and try to stab you with a dirty needle, but look, bubbles!

While filming his latest movie, Transformers 2, Shia LaBeouf got into some trouble in the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum. He was smoking a little ciggy in the mens room when he set off the smoke alarm.

Oops!

The security guards busted in just as he threw his butt in the toilet, but alas the evidence was still floating around and he got a stern talking to. Along with a warning that he would be ejected from the site if it happened again. He has also gotten in trouble in the past from smoking on the sidewalk in Burbank, where smoking is pretty much illegal.

If this is the extent of his ‘bad boy’ behavior then lock him up and throw away the key! NOT! Smoking is sexy, especially when it’s Shia. So long as you quit someday, I say smoke it Smokey McSmokerton! Hey, at least it’s not crack