I was just thinking of something witty to say here, but lost all train of thought when I saw these pictures of Danielle Lloyd. I haven’t put my finger on it yet, but I’m thinking the reason I lost my thought process was due to the massive amount of cleavage Danielle is showing off. Either that or it’s the fact I’ve been up all night trying to find the end of the Internet. I know it’s out there somewhere damn it!

Admittedly she’s no Keeley Hazell, but UK glamour model Danielle Lloyd is way bang worthy.  Unlike Keeley, Danielle’s breasts aren’t real, as you can see by these photos of her at the “Adulthood” film premiere held in London yesterday.

I love a good rack as much as the next chick, but it doesn’t really turn me on when I see a scar running across the bottom of your boob.  It’s kinda like staring at a C-section scar while eating out a girl’s snatch.  Actually, no.  A C-section scar is way worse.

Because the entire time I kept looking up and thinking, ‘Some dude left his DNA inside the cavern my tongue is now and then they sliced her open and removed a living, breathing fetus. It’s at that point you realize you have to stop hooking up with high school girls.

More photos after the jump!

UK model Danielle Lloyd showed off her trimmed down figure while on vacation in Dubai yesterday.

The 24-year-old lingerie model shed weight after singing on and training for Celebrity Gladiator.

The former Miss Great Britain said: “I was so excited when I was asked to do the show.

“I remember watching Gladiators every Saturday night when I was a kid. I never thought that one day I would be a contender myself.”

“I thought I was fit until I started training, but after the first day, every muscle in my body was aching.”

She recently insured her body for £2million, claiming “my figure is my fortune.”

Damn, £2million is whole lotta cash.  Kinda makes you wonder what Kim Kardashian has insured her ginormous ass for?  It probably depreciates every time a new man dumps his load inside it.  Nobody wants used goods!

Danielle Lloyd wore her provocative racing car themed dress at the promotional shoot for the Rustlers at Leeds. If Danielle was the starter for the car rally, she would cause havoc at the line because men would be too pre-occupied looking at her and forget to accelerate to start. Her dress was so short, it would be impossible to sit next to the driver and help him drive. The driver would be very distracted. She looked happy and relaxed as she posed with her fans.

Danielle Lloyd is such a great person! I only say this because every time we get to see pictures of her she is always wearing some short ass skirt or other revealing clothes. In my book that scores you big bonus points!

These pictures were taken at Sound Nightclub over in London, and like always Danielle Lloyd dresses in a way that gets our attention!