Manufactured pop group Danity Kane did a bikini spread for In Touch Weekly. It was a real letdown. They’re just average women in swimsuits and are one step above the Pussycat Dolls in that they don’t look like trannies. That’s something I suppose. As a matter of fact, that’s most likely their main selling point. “We don’t look like tranny hookers.” Those Danity Kanes. Always striving for excellence.

Danity Kane’s Aubrey O’Day has been spending way too much time with Jenna Jameson and the that dude from Heatherette.

While some would call these photos of her for J’Adore Magazine “fierce,” I’m thinking “tranny hooker coke fiend” does the shoot more justice.

Now I’m not saying I wouldn’t bend her over to plow her.  I’m just saying it would have to be in a dark alley or laundry closet.  Someplace dark where her tranny face and herpes blisters are less visible.

Here are some photos of Danity Kane skank Aubrey O’Day tried her best to be sexy for us as captured by photographer Ray Tamarram.

That’s a face begging for a good tea bagging.  Any takers?