While the ogre-like Dax Shepard was looking away, Kristen Bell seized the opportunity to flirt with me. Actions speak louder than words and if you translated Kristen’s bent-over-on-all-fours message, it would read in all caps, “Hey, I’m available. Call me, sexy. Kisses.”

Ladies, you can thank me later for this Dax Shepard picture moment!  Dax doesn’t look like the string bean guy we once saw on the MTV hit show “Punk’d”, he looks as if he’s been working out.

Well sorry to say girls, but this wraps up another edition of “For the Ladies” with Dax Shepard being the star.  I hope you enjoyed it beings that I have to go wash my eyes out with hydrochloric acid now.