Fearful of being compared to Britney Spears‘ fabulous parenting skills, dirrty girl Christina Aguilera is now defending her partying ways.

She told Access Hollywood, “I spend all day with my son and once in a while if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that.”

Does she realize we’ve all seen the photos of her being carried to her car she was so retardedly wasted?

Sounds to me like XTina is desperately trying to stay young.  Lesson learned: Don’t get married and pop out kids until you’re ready to lead a more quiet life.

Jessica Simpson cleans up pretty nice when she wants to have a night on the town. These pictures of her wearing a classy white dress sure catches my eye, and for good reason too. It fits her body like a glove and it looks as if she isn’t wearing a bra which makes it even better!

This is a total turn around from the pictures we saw of Jessica being a dirty girl giving Tony Romo the tongue for his birthday. Is anyone getting a gift like that for their birthday?