Lindsay Lohan tried to revive her career as an attention hungry whore in Cannes over the weekend by teasing us with her fire crotch, sporting an engagement ring at the Dolce & Gabbana party, and making sure the paparazzi captured her parading around in a bikini.

It’s like September 2006 all over again!

Except now no one cares anymore. Upskirt shots are about as outdated as single-digit pregnancies. If Lindsay really wants the world talking about her she’s going to have to raise the bar.

I say it’s time for a new celebrity sex tape to hit the Net. This time with some hot scissoring action between Linds and Sam. Now that’d be a Lindsay Lohan movie actually worth watching!

To see the upskirt shot, click here.

Upskirt and more bikini photos after the jump!