If I’m ever flying and my plane should fall from the sky, I beg that heaven blesses me with an angel like Gemma Atkinson.

Her funbags would helps us rise to the water’s surface towards heaven, where I’d be surrounded by half naked angels begging for a tongue lashings.

Gemma Atkinson is the new face of Ultimo Lingerie as presented at the opening of Debenhams department Glasgow, Scotland yesterday. Seeing these photos really put a damper on my day. As in, I literally creamed my panties the moment I saw them juggs of hers.

I’m not quite digging the Monica Lewinsky hair, but with breasts that perky, who cares! The trouble I now find is deciding whether my pearl necklace would look best on her rack or streaming outside her mouth. Decisions, decisions.

NSFW photos after the jump!

Aside from morning sex, there’s nothing more satisfying than a quick morning jerk. It really gets the blood flowing. And what a better pair of juggs to spank your monkey to than those of UK glamour model Gemma Atkinson. Start the day right, squeeze one out before your girl wakes up… or your boss walks in.

Gemma Atkinson drank beer and shared her mammaries with the world while at Citi Bar in Dublin. I have no clue what she was doing there, but she flashed some cleavage and really that’s all that matters. It would have been sweeter if that beer were to pouring down her topless body, but beggars can’t be choosers.

UK model Danielle Lloyd showed off her trimmed down figure while on vacation in Dubai yesterday.

The 24-year-old lingerie model shed weight after singing on and training for Celebrity Gladiator.

The former Miss Great Britain said: “I was so excited when I was asked to do the show.

“I remember watching Gladiators every Saturday night when I was a kid. I never thought that one day I would be a contender myself.”

“I thought I was fit until I started training, but after the first day, every muscle in my body was aching.”

She recently insured her body for £2million, claiming “my figure is my fortune.”

Damn, £2million is whole lotta cash.  Kinda makes you wonder what Kim Kardashian has insured her ginormous ass for?  It probably depreciates every time a new man dumps his load inside it.  Nobody wants used goods!