Alanis Morissette is not the person Rob Thomas thought she was.

Matchbox Twenty and its lead singer once saw her as a Zenlike soul, Morissette told Newsweek for its issue hitting newsstands Monday.

“He kept saying that whenever I wasn’t with him, his imagining was that I was levitating somewhere, meditating,” the Canadian singer said.

But then, “we had the most debaucherous, entertaining, hysterical time together, so they were the first to say that their perception of me was a little off,” she told the magazine. She did not elaborate on the debaucherous details.

Morissette is in the process of releasing her latest album “Flavors of Entanglement” and writing her first book, a compilation of essays, photographs and mood-boosting exercises.

She uses writing as an outlet for her anger, which she said is not directed toward ex-boyfriend Ryan Reynolds. The actor recently became engaged to actress Scarlett Johansson.

“I’m really happy for him,” she said.

Alanis Morissette is not the person Rob Thomas thought she was.

Matchbox Twenty and its lead singer once saw her as a Zenlike soul, Morissette told Newsweek for its issue hitting newsstands Monday.

“He kept saying that whenever I wasn’t with him, his imagining was that I was levitating somewhere, meditating,” the Canadian singer said.

But then, “we had the most debaucherous, entertaining, hysterical time together, so they were the first to say that their perception of me was a little off,” she told the magazine. She did not elaborate on the debaucherous details.

Morissette is in the process of releasing her latest album “Flavors of Entanglement” and writing her first book, a compilation of essays, photographs and mood-boosting exercises.

She uses writing as an outlet for her anger, which she said is not directed toward ex-boyfriend Ryan Reynolds. The actor recently became engaged to actress Scarlett Johansson.

“I’m really happy for him,” she said.

Remember Danielle Fishel (aka Topanga) from Boy Meets World? Well, apparently if you get her nice and wasted she’ll stick her tongue in a chick’s mouth. Hmm, I wonder what happens when you feed her ecstasy? A little fish taco love, perhaps? Yum!

A witness says of Topanga’s drunken love fest, “I was at the bar McFadden’s and Danielle was there with some of her friends hanging out and drinking. She was very nice and took photos with some fans. Later in the night she was completely wasted and started making out with two different girls. She didn’t mind people around her taking pictures.”

Let’s summarize Topanga’s life the last couple of years, shall we? Gay ex-boyfriend? Check (Lance Bass)! Abusive ex-boyfriend? Check (Devon Sawa)! Arrested for DUI? Check (Late 2007)! Lesbian tendencies? Check (See above)!!!!

Huh, based upon my exquisite investigative skills I do believe she is related to Lindsay Lohan! (Wilmer Valderrama is gay, right?) Alright, maybe not. She’s just a washed-up actress/closet lesbian.

This isn’t the first time Topanga has kissed a girl. Don’t believe me? Check out this video!

Looks like there could be trouble in paradise! Jennifer Aniston’s self-proclaimed ex-boyfriend Brian Bouma had stayed quiet about his relationship with the “Friends” standout, until now. Brian has confirmed that he did indeed have a “relationship” with the actress that began earlier this year.

E! News got an exclusive interview with the film-crew grip about his alleged split with Jennifer, but he remained tight-lipped on most of the details, saying “We are not seeing each other anymore.”

But wait, there’s more! Sources close to Jennifer have said Brian has been quietly flying down to Miami to see the 39-year-old star on the set of her latest movie, “Marley & Me.”

More on Brian Bouma:

Jen apparently knows a celebrity hunk when she finds one. She found this key grip hunk named Bouma on the set of the movie “Traveling” where his job was moving sets around. Brian has been key grip on 34 movies in the last 15-years and apparently has picked up his share of celebrity girlfriends. This is not his first rodeo!

It’s about time. The Hills’ villain-in-chief, Spencer Pratt, has fully refueled the long-standing feud between himself and Lauren Conrad.During a taping for next Tuesday’s episode of The Tyra Banks Show, he says he is “100 percent” sure there is, or was, a Lauren Conrad sex tape.“I know for 100 percent fact it did exist. 1,000 percent!” he said.

Ignoring the fact that one cannot be more than 100 percent sure of anything, Banks asked if Spencer Pratt had actually seen the tape.

“I would never watch that!” slimy Spencer replied. “I would rather throw up… but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.”

The alleged Lauren Conrad sex tape supposedly co-starred her boyfriend at the time, Jason Wahler. Rumors took the Internets by storm last year, but the sex tape never materialized and LC flatly denied it ever existed.

Lauren Conrad won’t be pleased by Spencer Pratt’s comments - again!

Conrad’s friendship with Heidi Montag fizzled after LC accused her of spreading false rumors about a sex tape, which Montag denies. This running feud was the basis for an entire season of The Hills, as fans probably know.

Heidi Montag — who appeared with Spencer Pratt on Banks’ show — claims that the sex tape was “not a rumor. From what I have heard from confirmed sources, her ex-boyfriend was going around trying to sell it.”

Banks then asked Heidi Montag, if she hadn’t seen the actual Lauren Conrad sex tape, how could she be so sure it existed.

“Well, I mean, I am not sure she has it anymore… but from what I’ve heard. I am not really allowed to elaborate.”

Sure thing. Go have some more plastic surgery and stage some more bikini photos on the beach, you publicity-hogging dweebs!

To find out more, watch the full interview on The Tyra Banks Show Tuesday, and be sure to mock Tyra Banks when you do. Way to have supposedly serious shows about vaginas and the difficult of being overweight… then follow it up with this nonsense.