Heidi Montag decided to torture us again with yet another single.  To hear the song with the original title “Fashion,” click here.  Synthesizing the hell out of her voice still can’t save this disaster.

To make matters worse some allegedly reputable questionable producer named RedOne spoke to Us Magazine about the Heidi and the new single produced by him.

I blame this on Apple’s Garage Band.  Now every idiot thinks they’re a producer because the clicked a few buttons on their computer.

Can Heidi sing?
“Definitely. She’s really good, and I love her personality and the way it comes through in a song. She makes you believe it. She’s great in the studio.”

Where do you see her career going?
“I definitely think she’s a star. She has a star quality — a powerful personality with no limits. She can do anything and make it sound credible. She’s a born star.

Heidi is so far removed from knowing what a real star is she’s probably let Spencer shove a beer can up her snatch after he told her that what porn stars do in the sack.

Here is the couple breathing in some horse manure’s ass juice at a horse ranch earlier this week.

Rihanna channeled her inner ’80s Barbie and wore this colorful disaster during her performance n NBC’s Today Show in New York City earlier today.

The worst part is that dress probably costs over $500. I could have picked that kitschy crap up at at the Good Will for $9.95.

More photos after the jump!

LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Ladies and gents, here’s your chance to get “Intimate” with Jessica Simpson.

The blonde bombshell is set to release her own lingerie line, Jessica Simpson’s Intimates, according to Women’s Wear Daily.

“I like different lingerie for different occasions. I think that’s the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood,” Jessica told WWD. “It is the first thing you put on. If you start with something that fits correctly and is comfortable and fashionable, it will only complement your look.”

The line of bras, underwear, sleepwear and daywear is slated to hit store shelves and online retailers in Spring 2009.

The new venture is the latest in Jess’ fashion portfolio, which already includes successful shoe, sunglass, swimsuit and handbag lines.

Jessica Simpson’s Intimates could generate about $30 million in its first year, WWD noted.

One obstacle Jessica hopes her new line will overcome is unsightly panty lines.

“That is why I am including, in my collection, a stylish assortment of shapewear that women will love,” Jessica added.

Also in the works for Jess?

A fragrance launch in August and a belt collection for fall, she said

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To look as good at the Sex and the City women, shop at Payless. No seriously!!

Famed SATC stylist Patricia Field has made some budget-friendly shoes in a collaboration with the bargain shoe store.

So for all those who can’t afford Jimmy Choo’s and Manolo Blahnik’s, this is the next best thing!

Her blue Payless Empress Sandals with diamante studs go for $25, while her ballet flats are selling for just $20 and the demure Heiress Pump is $35.

Patricia even told People the shoe’s quality is “as good as Manolo!”

Really?!??!!! I’ll believe it when I see wear it!

What better time than now is there to buy these shoes, it’s Sex and the City premiere week!? Get ‘em before they all sell out, ladies!

As you may or may not already have heard Heidi Montag (best known for being ex-bff to Lauren Conrad on “The Hills”) has just released her own fashion line at Anchor Blue called “Heidiwood.” “Welcome to LaLa Land” is Heidiwood’s slogan. Yes, it truly is LaLa land where even F list “celebrities” can put out their own clothing line.

You’re probably curious to see what gems Heidi Montag has “designed.” Here’s a little quick and dirty overview.

Ok, someone blind and uninspired threw this “collection” together. Heidiwood’s line looks like an incomprehensible mess of separates. Her colors are either all over the place, or there’s no color–just black and white. Sure, the purple is fabulous, but how does that relate to the dark teal or the bright turq top? Does she not watch Project Runway?!?!? Nina Garcia would have some harsh words for Heidi if she sent this mish mosh down the runway and called it her “collection.” It really looks like she raided a Macy’s (uh… a plain denim short? a white denim mini skirt?) and slapped a Heidiwood label on it. The “empress” has no clothes (or at least none that I’d like to wear). Not to mention, most of the price points are totally outrageous!!

The screen tee above is priced at $26.95…. Heidi WHO??? I’m sorry, but if I see someone wearing that tee, I’d be tempted to slap them in the face for 1) being a poser and 2) giving Heidi Montag money. Most items start at $26.95 for a tank or a tee and go up to $44.95 for a denim pant. I can see these on a clearance rack already…

Oh, and to make Heidiwood even more hateable, every piece in her line is only carried in size XS-L. Apprently Heidi doesn’t believe in size XL is an appropriate size for her clothes. Apparently it’s not “L.A.” or something… who knows?

Ok, to be truthfully honest, I saw ONE item that is semi- redeeming….

This zebra cocktail ring is slightly fabulous. But THAT’S IT! Everything is “been there, done that, seen it, move on” just like the LA crowd. Enjoy your 15 minutes Heidi… the clock is ticking by quickly and this is most definitely not going to slow it down.

It’s almost here! Fans have patiently waited four years for the arrival of the Sex and the City movie, and on May 30th we’ll find out what Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha have been up to. Sex and the City turned Sarah Jessica Parker and her gal pals into modern fashion icons, so what better way to help get you psyched for the movie than taking a look at our favorite looks of the fab four!

Miranda: the intelligent, humorous, and sarcastic lawyer wasn’t much of a fashionista, but always looked beautiful and well put together.

Charlotte: straight out of a 1950’s TV show, cute as a button, and always looked every bit of the perfect lady.

Samantha: the sex kitten, or should I say cougar? Hey, who else can pull off a pink suit?! All I can say is if I look like her when I’m her age, I’ll be a happy camper!

Carrie: the woman with the closet that everyone wants to raid. Carrie wore the outfits that we were all afraid to, and looked fabulous everytime!

So ladies break out those Manolos and don’t forget the Cosmos! Sex and the City hits theaters May 30th!

See this girl right here?  The one with no taste in fashion?  Yeah, she’s designing her own handbags.

Scheduled to hit the market in the UK July 2, the vintage-inspired handbags will be made from snakeskin, leather, fabric, and will be adorned with a flower logo designed by the 22-year-old actress.

Screw designing handbags, Mischa Barton needs to design what she knows best: pipes and bongs!  Let’s face it, fashion isn’t something this girl knows anything about.  But marijuana paraphernalia, that’s right up her stoner snatch.

Bar did her fashion photography shoot on board a yacht in the Bay of Cannes in France. One of the dresses was made with gems that cost $700,000. She has combined her work with her short vacation as this was the best time to be in Cannes. Bar’s main work was modeling but it did not harm her exposure to be seen with the film making industry people at The Cannes Film Festival.