Don’t ask me why, but every time I see Vanessa Minnillo my blood starts to boil. She is by far one of the most irritating female celebs in Hollywood. Yes, more than Paris Hilton.

Her fake bubbly personality makes me want to creampie all over her stupid face. That’s right, creampie. That’s how much I dislike her. She’s like a coked-up Jenny McCarthy during her “Singled Out” days, except without a grain of sincerity.

What am I saying, some of you are probably too young to even know what “Singled Out” is. In any case, the message that I’m trying to convey is that I hate Vanessa Minnillo and her obnoxious grin, but deep down inside I’d still totally do her. At least so I could share some creampie love with the girl.

Here’s TV personality Vanessa Minnillo and her rack doing stuff at the Raleigh Hotel in South Beach yesterday.