Gemma Atkinson and her boyfriend, Marcus Bent, were on holiday in the Caribbean. Marcus is a footballer with Wigan Athletic.The couple enjoyed the sandy beach, the cool sea and had a game of paddle ball. Recently the gossip columnists had a field day telling the story on how Gemma rejected the advances of man at a club. She said that she had refused 8 million to flash her boobs and she was not going to flash them for him for free.

Gemma Atkinson and her funbags were photographed in the Caribbean getting some sun yesterday.  The British model/TV personality is currently on vacation with her soccer player boyfriend Marcus Bent.

All I want to know is how much of his penis can she fit inside her?

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If I’m ever flying and my plane should fall from the sky, I beg that heaven blesses me with an angel like Gemma Atkinson.

Her funbags would helps us rise to the water’s surface towards heaven, where I’d be surrounded by half naked angels begging for a tongue lashings.

Gemma Atkinson is the new face of Ultimo Lingerie as presented at the opening of Debenhams department Glasgow, Scotland yesterday. Seeing these photos really put a damper on my day. As in, I literally creamed my panties the moment I saw them juggs of hers.

I’m not quite digging the Monica Lewinsky hair, but with breasts that perky, who cares! The trouble I now find is deciding whether my pearl necklace would look best on her rack or streaming outside her mouth. Decisions, decisions.

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The UK babes with their voluptuous curves and ginormous racks put these dumb Hollywood babes to shame. Gemma Atkinson takes her clothes off for money and yet she’s a million times classier than these Hollyweird broads who get paid to go clubbing. I’d poke her every which way ’til Sunday.

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A pearl necklace around a woman’s neck is nothing more than an invitation for trouble. And a woman like Gemma Atkinson loves getting herself in trouble. Why she’s the kind of woman who will gently run the pearls through her fingers, all the while giving you a stare that says, “I’ll do whatever you like.” And boy does she mean it.

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Here is Gemma Atkinson doing her best at keeping us warm from the beaches of Australia.

There’s just one problem:  Fur pie.

Gemma Atkinson in the Jan. 2008 issue of Maxim Magazine.

“I think I’m a boy in a woman’s body. Some blokes find it offputting, but bollocks to them!”

Does this mean she has a penis, or she’s down with the fish taco?

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Aside from morning sex, there’s nothing more satisfying than a quick morning jerk. It really gets the blood flowing. And what a better pair of juggs to spank your monkey to than those of UK glamour model Gemma Atkinson. Start the day right, squeeze one out before your girl wakes up… or your boss walks in.

Everyone always makes such a fuss about Cameron Diaz being a surfer girl, which I’ve never understood what the big deal is. Don’t get me wrong, she’s a cute girl, but all-in-all she has the body of a little boy. A little boy with puffy boobs. Those scenes in “The Sweetest Thing” were she’s wearing her underwear, yeah, same square body as a little boy.

Instead people she more attention to surfer chick Gemma Atkinson, who bears the figure of a woman and has the ideal rack to boot. And with her you wouldn’t have as much paparazzi following around either, which means you there’s a greater chance you can bone her in public without getting caught on camera.