Jessica Alba and Cash Warren planned to have a secretive, private wedding, which they pulled off flawlessly. Her wedding was so secretive that Jessica’s own brother wasn’t invited.

When USweekly broke the news to him Tuesday he said, “My sister!? I’m going to have to call her!”

When asked if Warren will make a good husband, Josh told Us “Well, he’s my brother in law now!”

Well that kinda sticks. Josh has to be super pissed about not being invited to his sister’s wedding, I know I would be.  And what makes it worse is that a some gossip magazine knew about the wedding before he did. I bet he wants to punch Cash in the face right about now, if he hasn’t already.

Here are some pixs of the sneaky happy couple: