Kate Beckinsale on her honeymoon in 2004

Damn, if this chick thinks she’s fat, normal chicks don’t stand a chance. Kate Beckinsale has “demanded” a body double for certain scenes in her new film Whiteout because she thinks she’s fat and doesn’t want to bare her naked butt. A source told the Daily Mail:

“Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body. The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it. Kate just didn’t want to show her bottom, even though everyone on the set was saying how good it looks in jeans. She said she couldn’t face the thought of seeing her butt up on a big screen. She will have the final veto over who stands in for her.” (Source)

Kate must be the only person in the world who hates her body. My right hand, for example, fell in love with Kate’s body years ago *wink* . . . oh no, I don’t mean that you sicko. I’m talking about masturbation. Lots and lots of it.

Newlyweds Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have resurfaced in New York following their secret honeymoon.

The happy couple returned to the big apple after spending four days in the Turks and Caicos.

After spending their wedding night in a “safari tent” at Simpson’s parents home in Encino, California, where the nuptials took place, Fall Out Boy rocker Wentz had told People magazine, “We are going to a very, very, very, very private island so that the paparazzi can’t follow us.”

However, the pair were spotted on Thursday, with a spokesperson for the couple confirming Wentz is conducting business in New York.

The pair are also reportedly expected at a private party during their stay.