Would you keep your nanny around if you were about to launch a reality television program meant to showcase your domestic/maternal side? Doubtfully.

According to Us Weekly (via The Scoop), the nanny to Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s 3-month-old twins, Max and Emme, “abruptly left” in mid-April. The reason? The couple want to tend to their children on their own.

The real reason? If I had to go on the lyrics from her horrid 2001 single “I’m Real,” featuring Ja Rule my bet is she wouldn’t look to “real” with a nanny being the one tending to her infants.

Relive the horror of “I’m Real” after the jump. Nevermind. They disable the embedding code, as if anyone even cares to relive that poor excuse for a song.

Below, photos of J. Lo running errands in NYC this week.