Ice-T and his dame, Nicole CoCo Austin, were photograped at Dana Tana’s in Los Angeles yesterday.

More disturbing then her boob job scar has got to be her ginormous jowels. She probably had surgery on that too. How else would she be able to fit Ice-T’s two-digit penis in her mouth. This way she can unhinge her jaw and swallow it like a snake.

More photos after the jump!

Rapper Ice-T and his curvacious wife Coco are planning to do a reality show and book perfectly titled Beauty in The Beast. The plot is nothing new; it’s about how the couple maintains their relationship. I’m guessing the show is going to be full of stupid shit and overindulgence. Ice T had this to say regarding their relationship:

Some women just have a knack for wanting the most rowdiest men. There’s a way to get us. If you got a pitbull, as long as you feed it and take care of it, that pitbull is gonna lick your hand. So when someone says ‘yo coco, Ice sis a pitbull, she can say, ‘yeah, but he’s my pitbull.’”

Nicole Austin (Coco) and her main-man Ice-T made it out to see Will Smith’s new movie, “I am Legend.” From everything I’ve read and heard, “Legend” looks to be a good movie. The only part that gets me is the fact that Will Smith’s character and his trusty German Shepard are the only survivors. Talk about luck!

“I am Legend” bonus material:

The studio spent an estimated $5,000,000 for a 6 night shoot in New York involving the Brooklyn Bridge. To film in this location, the producers needed the approval of 14 government agencies. The producers had to bring in a crew of 250, plus 1,000 extras, including 160 members of the National Guard in full combat gear.

Nicole Austin is toying with us in this dress as her body parts play peek-a-boo with the camera. But where is her man Ice-T? Not sure, but this ghetto blondie is looking her best on the purple carpet! And after all, purple is the color of royalty…

Here we have Nicole “Coco” Austin attending a car show recently. The swimsuit model, who is married to Ice-T, showed up to the car show in tight pink clothing, showing of a huge ’something’, among other body parts. Scroll down and take a look at the pictures to see this ’something’. Then comment your love/hate/disgust/happiness below.

Here are some Nicole “Coco” Austin photos for your examination. As you may or may not know, Coco is the semi-sweet arm candy of rapper/actor Ice-T. And with Ice T keeping it real, his girl of course has to be dragin’ some wagon, and the Coco train has one hell of a caboose. Ice T and Coco, both beverages….one hot…one cold….interesting!

Nicole Coco Austin shows it all in this magnificent naked photoshoot. All her goodies exposed in Playboy making her boy Ice-T proud of her. In fact Ice-T uses Coco’s big tits and incredible ass to promote his movies, music clips and generally everything he wants to. I’m sure he’s the one that decided his busty wife should go naked for Playboy.

Thanks Ice-T for sharing your lovely wife. You could do this more often, we don’t mind!

It’s been too long since we’ve seen Ice-T’s girlfriends tits. And now here they are, in all their splendor. It’s like Jesus heard my cries and sent me an angel. An angel with big tits and STDs. Awesome.

Seen last night at the Hollywood Black Film Festival “Two Turntables And A Microphone” in Beverly Hills, here is overstuffed model Nicole CoCo Austin and her P.I.M.P., Mr. Ice-T himself.

How does she manage to sleep at night? There’s no way to make the entire night just sleeping on your back, is there? I mean, there’s no way she sleeps on her belly. Surely her melons would get in the way.

Ice-T’s little money maker, CoCo, was in NYC yesterday signing her Playboy pictorial at The Hawaiian Tropic Zone.

I suppose it’s easy to forget men are splooging to your wife when she keeps the cash flowing.

Click here to check out her NSFW nude spread in Playboy.

Hollywood’s classiest couple, CoCo and Ice-T, celebrated their birthdays together at The Plumm in New York City yesterday.

Ice-T turned 50, while CoCo is said to be turning 29. Somehow I doubt that. This ho is at least in her 30s. And if she’s not she should say as such because then she just might look good for her age.

I don’t know that I’ll ever get over the size of her ass. Every time I see it I get a mental picture of Ice-T giving her a creampie.

Her asshole is not going to be a pretty sight when she’s old. Decades of anal sex will leave any woman’s hole gaping with hemroids. With an ass like that there’s no such thing as “only on special occassions”. It’s probably an everyday thing with these two.

And to show you how proud Ice-T is of CoCo, here he is pimping out her nude Playboy spread with his friend, actor Anthony Anderson. “Dude, check out that vagina. I hit that.” So proud.