Here are some shots of former Danish-Peruvian supermodel Helena Christensen hanging out with her boyfriend, Interpol frontman Paul Banks, poolside at a hotel in Miami over the weekend.

I applaud her for not rushing to the surgeon at the first signs of aging, but still it pains me to see what has become of the model who once made us drool in our pants watching her frolick topless with Chris Isaak in the video for “Wicked Games.”  Seriously, that’s one hell of a beer gut she’s sporting there.

At least she gave us a peak of her nipple while working on her tan.  Nothing like a nipple slip for us to quickly forgive and forget the imperfections.

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Rihanna showed up at the 19th Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto with no bra and her nipple ring clearly shining for all the world to see.

Nipple rings always scared the crap out of me.  It’s true it heightens your nipple’s sensitivity, but what if that shit goes wrong?  No way I’m putting my nipple at risk of becoming THIS!

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A very perky Gemma Atkinson was photographed in a blue bikini while on vacation earlier this week.  I sometimes envy Gemma and the life she leads.

She’s not as thin as the average supermodel, and her face isn’t as hot as them either, but she somehow has made a career big enough to have the paparazzi photograph her while at the beach.

Lesson learned: It pays to have big tits.