There’s a cool widget on IGoogle now that shows you the hotness of topics on Google…but all I can say since I loaded it is….HUH?  What in the hell makes Giant Candles and GiantCandles.com important?  I went - I looked - it’s just a site where they sell - you guessed it - giant candles.  Four foot tall candles, I might add…if that helps you to figure out why it’s “volcanic,” maybe you could tell me?  Also hot, James Dobson, Jacob the Jeweler - BET Awards…most of this I can understand.  Sports coaches get arrested…celebrities are caught … well, being celebrities — but giant candles?  Hmmm..

-D

Uh oh. Barack Obama might be losing all the tens and tens of evangelicals he’s worked so hard getting…

As Barack Obama broadens his outreach to evangelical voters, one of the movement’s biggest names, James Dobson, accuses the likely Democratic presidential nominee of distorting the Bible and pushing a “fruitcake interpretation” of the Constitution.

Loathe as I am to admit it, I think we’d better listen to James Dobson on this one. If there’s anybody who knows about distorting the Bible to suit his own personal needs, it’s him…

Dobson took aim at examples Obama cited in asking which Biblical passages should guide public policy — chapters like Leviticus, which Obama said suggests slavery is OK and eating shellfish is an abomination, or Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount, “a passage that is so radical that it’s doubtful that our own Defense Department would survive its application.”

“Folks haven’t been reading their Bibles,” Obama said.

Um, maybe the problem is that they have been reading their Bibles. I’m just sayin’.

Dobson and Minnery accused Obama of wrongly equating Old Testament texts and dietary codes that no longer apply to Jesus’ teachings in the New Testament.

“I think he’s deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own worldview, his own confused theology,” Dobson said. “… He is dragging biblical understanding through the gutter.”

Gather ’round, children. The irony is growing plump and juicy on the vine. It’s going to be an joyous irony harvest come fall.

Christians like Barack Obama are very threatening to money-hungry uncredentialed “theologians” like James Dobson, who spend their lives hurting people with their ignorant philosophies and maladjusted worldviews. That’s why Dobson is lashing out against Obama’s “fruitcake interpretation” of the Bible:

“I think he’s deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own worldview, his own confused theology.”

Haha. Fruitcake. Tired of the gay jokes, Dobson! Kidding. When James Dobson opens the Bible he only sees the 6 verses that might be about gays, and he misses the bulk of the Old Testament and Jesus’s words that were about social justice. It’s so cute how Dobson elevates himself to the level of “Bible trivia expert” and millions of retards give him money. Gives me a warm fuzzy in my heart.

That’s not c-ch-ch-ch-ange we can believe in.

James Dobson is a lying fraud.

I mean, it’s pretty easy to look at Obama and Dobson side-by-side and play “HMMM, which one represents the message of Christ? The obsolete old white guy who tears families apart in the name of hurting gay people or the one who calls us to greater lives in service of our fellowmen?”

I pick the black dude.

That’s all.