Kim Kardashian covered her junk and flaunted some cleavage while shopping for attention in West Hollywood yesterday.

I’m telling you, there’s nothing left to say about this chick.

Sex tapes. We’ve all seen them. Hell, by this point, we’ve probably all made them (and that includes Molls)! But even on your loneliest of lonely nights, when you dial up RedTube in search of the dirtiest, kinkiest porn that the Internets have to offer, we’d bet you dollars to donuts that none of you ever typed the words “Mini-Me Sex Tape” into Google looking to get off. That is, until now. According to our friends at TMZed:

Yes, that’s Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple’s apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris’ video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness.

While we are still too mortified by the sight of Verne Troyer frenching some ho to properly collect our thoughts, we will go out on a limb and say that this sex tape will certainly prove to be more exciting that that snoozer of a vid that Kim Kardashian put out. And if the publicity gods are willing, maybe this means renewed hope for The Love Guru’s second weekend at the box office, after all. Then again, let’s hope not. See you in Gomorrah, peeps!

Kim Kardashian is still hard at work showing up places and showing some cleavage.

Hate to sound like a girl, but I love her hair. It’s probably extensions anyway. Everything on these Hollyweird girls is fake, fake, fake.

Here’s Kim and Reggie at STK restaurant in West Hollywood earlier this week.

More photos after the jump!

When I say the word cleavage, Kim Kardashian automatically pops into my head for some reason.  It could be the fact that no matter what she wears those huge boobs of hers always tend to find their way out to get some fresh air.

Pictures like these just make my day.  I know I was complaining about how hard this work is earlier, but I was just shittin’ ya…I really just sit at home all day with the TV on hoping to not see my face on America’s Most Wanted!

Yet again the paparazzi has captured an intimate moment between Kim Kardashian and the clothes rack, this time at Intermix boutique on Robertson Blvd. Saturday.  Oh what a fruitful life she does lead.

Go ahead kids, tear her a new one.

More photos after the jump!

Back home in Los Angeles following a lengthy vacation/promotional trip overseas, Kim Kardashian headed out for a shopping spree at Intermix boutique yesterday afternoon (June 21).

The “Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s” hottie, her sister and a friend all pulled up in Kim’s sporty black Bentley - hopping out to comb the racks of the trendy Robertson Blvd boutique.

Meanwhile, Miss Kardashian recently passed through Venice, Italy before ending her nearly two-week stay abroad in London, where she attended the premiere of “Hancock”.

While in Venice, Kim blogged about about her trip, telling: “Venice is absolutely beautiful!! We drove there from Florence—about a two hour drive. We spent the day walking around then had an amazing dinner on the water.”

She also offered up her “Top 5” things to do for those who find themselves in the northern Italian city, which reads:

1. Visit the Basilica di San Marco.

2. Take a gondola ride, of course! I recommend the Grand Canal—that’s like the city’s main street.

3. Get a room with a kitchen and cook a fresh catch from the fish market.

4. Take a lift up to the top of the basilica’s tall campanile.

5. The best window shopping is on the wide street, Calle Larga XXII Marzo.

If you happened to be in South Beach Miami last night, you may have seen some dirty dancing courtesy of socialite Kim Kardashian and NFL stud Reggie Bush.

The party-ready pair made the most of the last night of the year at hot spot Mansion. The “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” starlet wore an amazing yellow-orange-brown and white party dress, with gold bangles.

Meanwhile, Reggie sported a three-piece-suit, sans jacket, and some serious ear-bling. And between the two of them, there was enough bumping and grinding to make R Kelly blush.

Reportedly last night was a paying gig for Kim, as she received $75,000 for her hosting duties at the, “posh nightclub which sports two levels featuring six bars, the Ivy Room, the Library, dance floor, and mezzanine with a capacity for 2,500 guests in the heart of South Beach on Miami’s colorful Washington Avenue.”

Enjoy the pictures of Kim, Reggie and the gang partying it up at Mansion last night (December 31).

Kim Kardashian at the Hancock premiere in London (6/18)

Kim Kardashian is one of the worst types of human beings imaginable. No, not a child molester — a line cutter. Earlier this month, Kim jumped to the front of the line at an L.A. Starbucks using a pretty lame excuse. A source told Star:

“Kim walked right to the front and started ordering. She said she had to get in and out quickly because there were photographers waiting outside to take her picture and she needed to rush back out.” (Source)

Wouldn’t it be nice if Kim was the other kind of cutter? At least then we’d presumably get a reprieve from seeing her fat ass in a bathing suit while her wounds healed. Frankly I think Kim just got confused when she saw the line of men at Starbucks — she did what came naturally to her — she got to the front of it.

NOTE: Also having to “get in and out quickly” because there were photographs to be taken of Kim: Ray J.

Well, it looks like Kim Kardashian is doing whatever she can to keep her 15 minutes of fame going, as evidenced by these Kim Kardashian bikini model photos for Travis Barker’s clothing line. Yes, a lame celeb-wannabe modelling for a lame musician celeb-wannabe. Whatever. Of course, like any cheap celeb fashion line publicity stunt, Kim Kardashian gets topless for one shot, but obviously, it’s just a tease.

Frankly, I think they should just focus on Kim Kardashian’s ass. After all, it is like a walking billboard.