You’ve got to give it to the Kardashiangirls, they really know how to get our attention!  There really is no better way for these California girls (and blatant attention whores) to show off their curves than prancing around in skimpy bikinis.  The only way this could have been better for the guys is if their bikinis magically fell off and revealed all their Kardashian glory!

Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney really know how to have a good time.  And the best part is that they are always willing to strike a few poses for the photographers.  I’m just wondering if a wide-angle lens was needed for a couple of these shots because that booty of Kim’s just goes on for miles and miles!

Holy hell!  I knew Kim Kardashian’s ass was huge, but HOT DAMN!!!!

There’s no way Reggie Bush has a small penis.  Either that or he makes her cum via oral sex, because there’s absolutely no way a small penis could ever hit her G-spot with 2 million miles of padding.

It was about damn time she quit parading around in wraps that covered her ass.  Each cheek is bigger than my head!

Here’s Kourtney and Kim Kardashian’s ginormous ass at the pool at the Hotel Hermitage in Monaco earlier this week.

Close-Up Ass Shots after the jump!

The crazy Kardashian family is back for another season on E!’s Keeping up with the Kardashian’s! This Ryan Seacrest produced show is pretty hilarious… We got a chance to celebrate the kickoff of the show with a party at the hot spot Les Deux last night (the place where Kim celebrated her birthday several months back too).

Most of the family attended this big bash (minus brother Robert and the two boyfriends of the girls Reggie Bush and Scott Disick). The girls all looked incredible (as you can see in the pics). I got a chance to talk to Kris Jenner and Kourtney for a while about the website we just built for them www.smoochkids.com.   They both “love it” and are so proud to show it off!   Kourtney especially really put a lot of effort and input into the site development to make sure it was something she could be proud of.

I also spoke to Kris Jenner about her recent outing on Robertson with Kim where photos caught pictures of them in Kris’ Range Rover with a handicap sign dangling from her rear view mirror. A lot of tabloid sites were criticizing her for the handicap decal, stating that now that they’re famous, they are getting special treatment. She was frustrated by this and said: “you will see in one of the upcoming episodes that I go into emergency knee surgery; so hopefully that will clear up these rumors.”

Also at the Les Deux event was Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild, making one of his first public appearances fresh out of jail.

Oh, & did I mention how gorgeous the Kardashian girls looked? haha…

You won’t see a lot of pics of this party or any paparazzi photos circulating because there wasn’t a lot of press at the event and the Les Deux staff kicked all the paparazzi of the premises.

How full of themselves are Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian? The Kardashian sisters made sure these bikini pictures were released on Kim’s website and it’s probably a toss up between Paris Hilton and Kim on who’s the bigger attention whore. They both love the camera attention.

They both annoy the shit out of me so it doesn’t really matter who gets more camera time. I do like looking at Kim Kardashian a whole lot better than Paris. Can Paris fill out a bikini like Kim does in these pictures? I don’t think so!

No matter where you look, it always seems Kim Kardashian is getting her picture taken. We see her here with her sister Kourtney Kardashian out at a restaurant in Hollywood. And as usual, the Kardashian sisters are causing a paparazzi feeding frenzy!

It’s no surprise that both sisters are proudly showing off their behinds in those tight-fitting outfits. A little junk in the truck never hurt anyone, did it?