Christina Aguilera made an appearance on Larry King Live last night, where nothing interesting happened. Trust me, I watched it.
Meanwhile, the other day I was talking to this dude I’m boinking about the salad tossing poll we had here on the site, and was saying how surprised I was to find out that there are more ass lovers out there then those who crave threesomes. If you think of it anatomically, it’s pretty gross. But it feels so good.
Anyway, the problem is now everytime I see someone really ugly or really old or something, all I can picture is that person getting their salad tossed. I’m so serious too. So pretty much the entire time I watched the Larry King clip I kept picturing Christina licking his taint. What’s wrong with me?
I’ve included photos of XTina post Larry King. You know she did a couple shots after filming was done. What surprised her the most was when she came home to find Max age 18.
The wife of CNN star Larry King has entered rehab, suffering from an alleged addiction to painkillers.
Shawn Southwick King - who has been married to the talk show titan for 10 years - is being treated at an undisclosed clinic for problems relating to her dependency on migraine relief drugs, according to reports. A source tells the New York Post, “Shawn is in rehab for medication issues related to her chronic migraine problem.”
She recently told Larry King she’s whoring out her children for her new reality show because she needs the money to support them. Riiiight. Did I mention she makes $52,000 a month tax-free in child support?
A rep for ex-husband Charlie Sheen released a statement yesterday, saying, “The mere fact that she continues to publicly discuss and harass both Brooke and me three years after our separation, which for the record is longer than the actual length of the marriage, is beyond desperate and speaks volumes.”
Truly one of the ugliest people in the industry inside and out.
