Lindsay Johan and gal pal Samantha Ronson were caught eating out like animals! OK, it really wasn’t all that bad but the two were stuffing their mouths with burgers and besides it sounds more scandalous when using the phrase “eating out like animals.” No?

I know Lindsay and Samantha are allegedly the best-est of friends, but damn they spend a lot of time together. Why don’t we see other celebs hanging out with their friends as much as we see Lindsay Lohan and Samantha together? Hey, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck — it’s a lesbian?

Remember the little girl from 7th Heaven, co-starring Jessica Biel?

She’s 18-years-old now and apparently she’s a lesbian.  Or experimenting.  Yeah, there’s a shocker. Miley Cyrus, meet your destiny!

Check out these candid shots of her in her underwear and making out with chicks. Normally such photos would make my panties all wet, except she has the same exact little girl face she had on the show.

These Hollyweird chicks have really got to stop putting their private naughty photos on their web pages.

Lindsay Lohan is not a lesbian… she just really likes the way Samantha Ronson smells… and tastes… and licks her asshole.

I can’t wait to hear what White Oprah has to say about this.

Here is the happy carpet munching couple showing affection towards one another while overseas at a Cannes Film Festival party.

Also inside Lindsay vag at the end of the night, P. Diddy’s two-digit penis. Being a lesbian is so last year. This time it’s all about some three-way lovin’.

Remember Danielle Fishel (aka Topanga) from Boy Meets World? Well, apparently if you get her nice and wasted she’ll stick her tongue in a chick’s mouth. Hmm, I wonder what happens when you feed her ecstasy? A little fish taco love, perhaps? Yum!

A witness says of Topanga’s drunken love fest, “I was at the bar McFadden’s and Danielle was there with some of her friends hanging out and drinking. She was very nice and took photos with some fans. Later in the night she was completely wasted and started making out with two different girls. She didn’t mind people around her taking pictures.”

Let’s summarize Topanga’s life the last couple of years, shall we? Gay ex-boyfriend? Check (Lance Bass)! Abusive ex-boyfriend? Check (Devon Sawa)! Arrested for DUI? Check (Late 2007)! Lesbian tendencies? Check (See above)!!!!

Huh, based upon my exquisite investigative skills I do believe she is related to Lindsay Lohan! (Wilmer Valderrama is gay, right?) Alright, maybe not. She’s just a washed-up actress/closet lesbian.

This isn’t the first time Topanga has kissed a girl. Don’t believe me? Check out this video!

‘Top Mom’ Dina Lohan explains why her washed-up lesbian daughter won’t be on her white trash reality show.

Via The Scoop:

“I told Lindsay I don’t want her on the show right now. … Doing reality TV would almost be taking a step backward as far as her career goes,” Dina said in the May 26 issue of TV Guide. (Never mind that back in March, Lindsay was overheard telling friends that she wouldn’t be on the show.)

It’s an interesting statement, considering Dina told Radar’s Fresh Intelligence that reality is the new direction of entertainment. “Three years ago I would have said, ‘No way am I doing a reality show … but it’s just where entertainment is headed. I mean, even J.Lo has one these days.”

Good enough for J.Lo, but not for Lindsay?

Uh, puh-leez!  Aside from her short-term Ugly Betty appearance, this skank has been axed from every film project she has recently signed onto!  Not to mention the fact that shopping all day does not make for entertaining television.

Case in point, here is Lindsay Lohan shopping in Brentwood at Madison with some friends Saturday.

Lindsay Lohan had a pool party in Brentwood on Saturday, May 17. She enjoyed a private round of socializing before getting down to business in the following week. Lindsay’s staff would be looking at possible sponsorships for her 22nd birthday party. She created headlines with her public appeal for party sponsors. Many celebrities used sponsors to pay for their parties but Lindsay’s approach was anything but discreet. Meanwhile, her mother Dinah, and her sister Ali, have defended Lindsay. They confirmed that Lindsay was not a lesbian.