If you aren’t a guy, then this probably won’t mean as much to you.

Cindy Margolis, or better known as the world’s ‘most downloaded’ person (well, back in 1999) and her husband of nine years, Los Angeles nightclub owner Guy Starkman, have split up.

To give you an idea about how popular Margolis is, at the age of 34, the peak of her popularity, she was downloaded 70,000 times in a span of 24 hours.

Even though she emerged as a star in the early days of the Internet, she is still popular among fans and really just to men in general.

“The end of any marriage is very sad.  However, I feel blessed that Guy and I remain very close, we are truly the best of friends and the most devoted parents,” Margolis told Us Weekly Tuesday.

That sounds a bit too good to be true.  Maybe the two are hoping to remain amicable for the sake of their three children, 5-year-old Nicholas and 2-year-old twins Sabrina and Sierra.

But while it is always sad news for any family when the parents call it quits, this new found “freedom”…if you will… certainly helps the model’s upcoming Playboy cover.  It’s headline reads, “Cindy Margolis Is Sexy and Single!”

Now that makes sense.

And that will definitely help the mag sell more copies, I’m sure.

The dysfunctional relationship that is Britney Spears and Kevin Federline has just gotten stranger. That is, if you want to know about their sex life.

Even though the two are in the middle of a custody battle, they have remained close and call each other often. But Star Magazine reports that these frequent calls aren’t always to talk about the kids.

Let me just preface this by saying READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

The magazine reports:

“Recently, when Britney was having a sleepless night, she decided to call Kevin at nearly 2 a.m. While they initially chatted about their boys - Preston, 2, and Jayden, 20 months - the conversation shifted. And as Britney hoped, Kevin knew exactly how to tire her out - with hours of erotic talk! “They have phone sex often - at least once a week,” an insider tells Star. “The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred.”

So I bet that’s some information you might not have wanted to know about these two. But really the question I want to ask is, how does Star Magazine know all these intimate details? I really doubt Britney called them up herself and told them this story. I guess I wouldn’t put it past her, but I think she needs all the good publicity she can get.

Honestly, though, this is really too much information. Why would anyone but Britney and Kevin need to know this? Or would want to? Some things are better left unsaid.

While I understand that Ashlee and Jessica Simpson might sincerely love music and film, the truth of the matter is that neither of them have maintained successful because of their talents.

Despite Jessica’s vocal capabilities, she’s stayed in the spotlight because of her good looks. Ashlee has remained relevant merely because she’s somewhat attractive filler who is fun to make fun of. But no one cares about her movie career, nor her musical career.

So the idea that Papa Joe is fishing for a $1 million deal to get Ashlee Simpson on the cover of a tabloid magazine is just absolutely laughable.

The details via Page Six:

A magazine source said, “Joe is contacting all the weeklies and asking them to pony up $1 million to put Ashlee on the cover.”

“The deal would include photos of Ashlee - taken by Joe, of course, so he can make more money - an interview and photos of the baby when she has it,” our source said.

Sadly, there is some interest - but not for anything close to $1 million.

One magazine editor said the pictures would fetch “$60,000 maybe - but definitely not a million. The timing is a little suspicious. Her album ['Bittersweet World'] is dropping next week, and there was little to no interest until now. Ashlee’s lucky she got pregnant, frankly.”

But even with the marriage announcement, “Joe has an unrealistic expectation of what Ashlee can command,” the editor said.

No one buys magazines to see Ashlee Simpson. At least not enough to pony up $1 million. Maybe if there were photos of Pete giving her a money shot, and even then her face would look so disgusted by the act that what’s the point?

It appears that Jay-Z and Beyonce have finally tied the knot.

There was a swirl of activity Friday at the rap mogul’s Tribeca apartment. Delivery trucks funneled in and out of the building, dropping off silver candelabras and white flowers. A white tent was set up on the roof, and stars including Beyonce’s former Destiny’s Child bandmates, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, along with Gwyneth Paltrow, were spotted arriving.

Mary J. Blige confirmed the nuptials to thousands of cheering hip-hop fans in North Carolina on Saturday.

“Congratulations to my man, Jay-Z, and my girl, B,” Blige told the crowd, dedicating her song “You’re All I Need” to the couple.

Rumors say the couple plan a coming-out party this week. On Friday, a swarm of media camped outside the building was in a state of frenzy, snapping and shouting at any sport-utility vehicle that drove down the cobblestone street.

The Web sites of celebrity magazines People and Us Weekly reported the couple married and threw a small but lavish party at the apartment Friday, citing unnamed sources who are friends of the pair. The Web sites reported their families attended the party.

The couple, who have apparently been dating for six years, have never publicly acknowledged they are together. Knowles, 26, and Jay-Z, 38, whose real name is Shawn Carter, have collaborated on the songs “03 Bonnie and Clyde” and “Crazy in Love.”

It’s been a big week for the hip-hop mogul. On Thursday, concert promoter Live Nation Inc. said it was in talks with Jay-Z over a potential business deal. The Los Angeles-based company stopped short of confirming published reports that the deal would give Live Nation a stake in virtually every aspect of Jay-Z’s career and land him a potential windfall in excess of $100 million.

A person familiar with the negotiations between Live Nation and Jay-Z told the Associated Press that the proposed 10-year deal was worth about $150 million and would cover three albums.