Check out this nonesense:

Hollywood psychic Kenny Kingston has claimed that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were destined to fall in love.

The clairvoyant said that spiritual guides had told him about the couple’s past lives, when they were apparently a couple in World War One.

“He was a doctor, she was a nurse,” said Kingston. “They worked closely together and were also romantically involved.

“But too soon, he was called to more active duty and they were separated. So in this life, they must complete their relationship, both romantically and in some capacity, to work together.”

*Rolls eyes* Uh-huh. Thanks for sharing that psychic man.

I once saw a psychic become my mom thought someone put a spell on (don’t ask). She asked some questions about my life and I explained I was dating an Indian dude (dot, not feather) and had an affinity for antiques.

She went on to tell me my soul was from India and I was a gypsy dealing in antiques. Uh-huh. Thanks for sharing that psychic women. Did I mention she was eating a Subway sandwich during the session?

Here’s an tone-less Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal at the beach in Malibu Monday.