When you’re hot you’re hot - and Marisa Miller ought to know. Here she is in yet one more bikini photo shoot for another men-oriented magazine, and this time it’s Ralph. Marisa has been named like the hottest woman alive as of a couple of weeks ago, so I’m sure she’s still the hottest.

It’s Marisa Miller time!

Marisa Miller at the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards (5/30)

The Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards on Friday were roughly ten billion times better than the Movie Awards. Marisa Miller tends to have that effect on a show. She could host a ten hour HGTV special on paint and I would call in sick to work to watch it. I would probably tape it and burn it to DVD, too.

No, you aren’t dreaming, it really is Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller, and Miranda Kerr all wearing bikinis!  Come to think of it, we may all be dreaming because shit like this does not happen, ever!

Sure we can see Alessandra pretty much anytime wearing tiny outfits, and Marisa Miller as well, but all three of them together at once?  The chances of that were about as good as me winning the lottery up until these photos came out.  I’m feeling lucky!

Ever since Sports Illustrated put Marisa Miller on the cover of the swimsuit issue she’s become an unexpected figure appearing a slew of magazine and events.

Photos of Marisa always make my panties all wet, but then I see photos of her in person and then the magic dies.  The woman is most definitely attractive and I’d kill to lay her, but ultimately she looks worn out in real life.

Marisa strikes me as the kind of All-American Girl who spends her off days surfing off the coast of her San Diego beach pad, never caring about her skin leathering up below the burning sun.

Photos of Marisa Miller in the July ‘08 issue of Maxim Magazine below.

Check out her gallery here.

More photos after the jump!

Marissa Miller attended Spike TV’s 2nd Annual Guys Choice Awards at Culver City. She wore a dress that was transparent but it had a backing layer. Every curve could be seen but yet her modesty was preserved as nothing too revealing could be seen. Marissa is married to Griffin Guess, a Hollywood producer. She is a good surfer and sportswoman. That was how she kept her figure lean and trim.

VH1 ought to spend a little more time brainstorming names for their television programs.

Here are some more photos of Victoria’s Secret bombshells Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, and Marisa Miller for their photography show improperly titled The Shot.

Now, I’m not saying these photographs of the three of them at the beach aren’t hot. I’m just saying if you’re gonna call it The Shot, I better see some extra chunky pearls hanging from their faces.

I am sitting here asking myself, “Self…how come we have never had these great pictures of Marisa Miller before?” The sad thing is, I can’t come up with an excuse as to why we’re just now finding these kick ass pictures.

Marisa Miller has to be one of the hottest, if not THE hottest, bikini models we’ve ever seen! The photos from a surfing magazine just prove our point. Enough talking, it’s too damn early in the morning and I know no one is reading this shit I just wrote! Enjoy Marisa!

Marisa Miller becomes the first to debut in the number one position on Maxim Magazine’s Hot 100 list, which was just released this week. And oddly enough, Marisa had previously never been included in the Hot 100 list, but this was an exceptional year for the model. Not only did she grace the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit edition, she was added to and took home the number one spot on Maxim’s Hot list.

Marisa was followed by Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Eva Longoria Parker, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Mendes, Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Tisdale to round out the top 10.

Actress Megan Fox, who was FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World in 2008, was only garnered the number 16 position. Other women who were listed are Rihanna, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Jessica Alba, Hilary Duff, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson, Charlize Theron, Gabrielle Union, Mariah Carey, Cameron Diaz and Mischa Barton.

And pulling off a trifecta for “The Hills” stars, Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge all made the Maxim Top 100 list, in addition to everyone’s favorite reality star and MySpace queen, Tila Tequila. However, congratulations are in order for Marisa Miller!

Bonus Marisa Miller Photos: