Jessica Alba is officially off the market.

Mom-to-be Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have gotten married, People confirms. The couple quietly wed Monday, says her rep, Brad Cafarelli.

According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.

“She looked happy but nervous,” the source says.

Warren, in a white shirt and brown pants, arrived with Alba at about 11:30 a.m. on Monday, applied for a marriage license and waited about 40 minutes for the paperwork to be processed before a staff member from the courthouse married them, the source says.

Nobody else attended the wedding, the source adds.

Positive for herpes, knocked-up, and now married to a porn-addicted douche before she could pop out a bastard child. Wow, Jessica Alba’s life has turned out fabulously.

Here are some photos of Jessica before the shit really hit the fan. Boy was she absolutely delicious. Hopefully she can maintain it post-baby. Enjoy the pics!

Rumor has it that Justin Timberlake is going to propose to girlfriend, Jessica Biel, any day now.

“ Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids….There are the rumors about a baby being on the way.”

“For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica,” a tattle gushed in a new report from the British Daily Mail.

“He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.”

For the big day, Justin has already selected the West Indian island of Mustique as the ideal spot for the wedding. Because the island is owned by its resident’s, Justin and Jessica would be able to ban the paparazzi from crashing.

“….He feels his wedding is the one day that should remain private….To get all his close friends and family to Mustique will cost a fortune. But he can’t put a price on how he feels about Jessica.”

Samantha Speno-Orton is the girl that took down professional WWE wrestler Randy Orton. That’s right, Samantha took Orton down the aisle and made him submit… to marriage! And she is staking her claim. Here is what Miss Speno-Orton had on her website:

i am the girl-friend of wwe Wrestler Randy Orton!
We meet at a bar!
He is a really sweet man!love him to bits
he popped the q in november of 2005!=]
we are set 4 the big day in the fall of 2007!
i am a dance teacher….i am always up for a party!=]
my best meomry with randy is when we laugh together!

i am here to talk to anyone….just leave a comment!

i will not give out anything personal about me and randys relationship
also if i get hate comments i will just block u..it’s the way it is!

oh incase i forget…DONT ASK FOR RANDYS CELL PHONE NUMBER ASI WONT GIVE IT 2 U!

Heidi Klum and Seal made their annual trip to Mexico to go through a marriage ceremony. It was their tradition to perform this ceremony yearly to celebrate their marriage vows. They get married again every year. During their free time, they also spend their leisure at the beach. They had a holiday home near Careyes. Careyes was the original venue of their wedding in May, 2005. The pictures showed Heidi at the beach playing with her kids.