Paparazzi were at the beach trying to capture footage of Matthew McConaughey surfing when locals became agitated and started a fight. TMZ says:
After a beachgoer chucked a beer bottle at one of the paps on the shore, an all-out brawl took place by the water — ending with some badly busted-up faces and a lot of ruined camera equipment.
In the video you can hear the surfer telling the paparazzi to get a real job. The pap said he has a real job and asked him what he does. To which the surfer replied, “I drink beer and party.”
Surfers make no sense. They think they’re clever by saying this stuff, but they probably don’t know how stupid they sound. Next time you go to the beach and see a violent gang of surfers like this you should inform them of this fact. If all goes according to plan, they will thank you for pointing this out and maybe treat you to a beer or two for making them a better person.
Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves are expecting their first child any day now. Naturally, this makes it the perfect time to head on over to Nicaragua, get drunk and grope and hit on girls. Star Magazine writes:
“He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old,” claims an eyewitness who was at the bar. “He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.
“A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, ‘I’ve lost my flip-flops!’”
If it’s any comfort to Camila Alves, at least Matt wasn’t searching for a dead hooker in that sewage ditch. Amiright? Hey, why are you sobbing? What did I say?
Megan Fox shot down Jeremy Piven like a Korean airliner at the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards* late last month after the actor tried flirting with her. The New York Daily News says:
Jeremy Piven was bent on meeting “Transformers” hottie Megan Fox in the greenroom at Spike TV’s Guy’s Choice Awards, airing on Sunday. “I don’t know you, but I should,” said Piven, staring at her like she was a lamb chop. He went on: “I know you’re getting an award.” Said an unimpressed Fox: “Do you even know which one?” The “Entourage” star was ready to answer, but she’d already walked away. (Source)
Jeremy Piven should know that Megan Fox is already spoken for by one of Hollywood’s most successful, handsome, and eligible bachelors: George ClooneyMatthew McConaugheyJohnny Depp Brian Austin Green. Wait, what? Nevermind, Jeremy was probably right to try. Hooking up with a balding, 5-feet-tall cable actor would have been a step up from a “made-for-TV movie” has-been.
*the same award show that graced us with these incredible pics of Marisa Miller
It’s Friday, so let’s celebrate with these photos of actress and model Penelope Cruz! The pics are of Penelope just looking great in various dresses at some unknown photo shoot, just because. If Matthew McConaughey is checking out the site today, like he usually does, I know he’s still got a soft spot for Penelope Cruz in his heart. Of course, after looking at these photos, he may have a hard spot, too.
Kate Hudson showed up at the “Fool’s Gold” UK premiere in London wearing something that I just couldn’t bring myself to describe. It’s a green one shoulder number with odd, oversized sleeves and front lining. I daresay it’s a fashion confusion - it does not highlight Kate’s curves (unless she wanted to in the first place!) nor is the neckline low enough to at least highlight Kate’s face. Good thing she has a pretty face - and a gorgeous escort in the person of Matthew McConaughey!
