Actress Rachel Sterling showcased the juggs at MAXIM’s 2008 Hot 100 party in L.A. earlier this week.

Her protruding Steve Tyler-like mouth doesn’t really do it for me, but with tits like that who cares!  I’d suck the hell out of her nipples before stripping down her panties, gently separating her lips with my fingers and gently tickling her clit with the utmost of care.

Uh-oh, now I’m all wet and excited!  She’s just too delicious to resist!

What does UN Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie have in common with Jenna Jameson — aside from liking the taste of snatch? Nothing! But the former porn superstar seems to think so.

“I think I’m gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!” Jameson, 34, told Usmagazine.com at Maxim’s Hot 100 bash in L.A. Wednesday. “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps!

“We’re trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!” she added.

Why is she so over saying “I Do?”

“Two failed marriages,” she said. “[Marriage] is really just a piece of paper.” (These couples also say they won’t wed.)

Being with a partner, she added, “is really about having fun and enjoying each other’s company.”

Celebs really need to stop using Angelina as a reference point of who they want to become, because most of the time they are way way off.

Below, my favorite platypus at Maxim’s 2008 Hot 100 Party in L.A. over the weekend.