This has been making the rounds for a few days so I figure I’d jump on the bandwagon and post something about it. The short of it is Megan Fox in an interview with FHM magazine said,

“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad. I haven’t met a lot of men who have said, ‘You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.’ I’m young and have a lot of hormones-I’m always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I’m in a relationship. Sex with random people who I’ve met at clubs is not really my thing. I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I’d rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn’t mind.”

Could Megan Fox be the perfect girlfriend? If she could fix me a sub sandwich beforehand and vacuum the crumbs off me while we do it, then, yes, she really would be the perfect girlfriend.

During the Spike TV awards airing this Sunday, Jeremy Piven attempted to hit on Megan Fox, but failed miserably. Piven opened with,

I don’t know you, but I should,” said Piven, staring at her like she was a lamb chop. He went on: “I know you’re getting an award.” Said an unimpressed Fox: “Do you even know which one?” The “Entourage” star was ready to answer, but she’d already walked away.

Personally, I open up girls by threatening their family and if that doesn’t work, I turn on the charm by pulling out a gun. I find that works pretty well too.

Amid the bigger, better and louder explosions that will be detonated in her upcoming movie sequel Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Megan Fox isn’t sure audiences will care about any of the quiet moments – like when she and Shia LaBeouf get to lock lips.

“As big as the first movie was, this is 10 times as big, 10 times as many set pieces, explosions and acrobatic stunts,” Fox, 21, tells MTV. “Shia and I make out a little bit; I don’t know if anyone wants to see that.”
To bolster the chances that they might, Fox says, “We’ve been having script meetings, and we’ve been reworking the script, because they wrote it fast because of the writer’s strike.”

While the Autobots battle the Decepticons, Fox plays Mikaela, and LaBeouf plays Sam; the sequel to last summer’s blockbuster (which was simply titled Transformers), is due for release a year from now.

“We’ve just been going through and trying to do some character stuff for Shia and myself in the middle of this crazy world that they’re in, “she says of the script sessions. “I can tell you that we’re on locations in some really exotic places.”

The result, she promises, will “be a badass movie. It’s just going to be a popcorn-visual-spectacle, summer film.”

As for guidance from her director, Michael Bay: “His main note to me is just to look hot,” reveals Fox, “so I try my best.”

Jeremy Piven strikes out with Megan Fox

Megan Fox shot down Jeremy Piven like a Korean airliner at the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards* late last month after the actor tried flirting with her. The New York Daily News says:

Jeremy Piven was bent on meeting “Transformers” hottie Megan Fox in the greenroom at Spike TV’s Guy’s Choice Awards, airing on Sunday. “I don’t know you, but I should,” said Piven, staring at her like she was a lamb chop. He went on: “I know you’re getting an award.” Said an unimpressed Fox: “Do you even know which one?” The “Entourage” star was ready to answer, but she’d already walked away. (Source)

Jeremy Piven should know that Megan Fox is already spoken for by one of Hollywood’s most successful, handsome, and eligible bachelors: George Clooney Matthew McConaughey Johnny Depp Brian Austin Green. Wait, what? Nevermind, Jeremy was probably right to try. Hooking up with a balding, 5-feet-tall cable actor would have been a step up from a “made-for-TV movie” has-been.

*the same award show that graced us with these incredible pics of Marisa Miller

Megan Fox might have fiance Brian Austin Green’s name permanently tattooed on her, but it seems the couple’s relationship may only be temporary.

According to Star Magazine, Megan has been spotted without her engagement over the last few months, sparking rumors that the two are on the outs.

An insider on the set of her movie “Jennifer’s Body” says that the 22-year-old didn’t act like she was taken. “I’ve never seen her wearing an engagement ring. I actually thought she and Adam Brody, who’s also in the movie, were dating. They were very flirty with each other and were always hanging out together when they weren’t working.”

But her good pal, actress Jennifer Blanc, tells Star that despite her leaving the rock at home, Megan is indeed still engaged. “She does wear it sometimes,” insists Jennifer. “I’ve never asked her why she doesn’t always put it on.”

Megan needs to quit sucking on Brian’s penis and come up for air.  If the two haven’t already split then she better hurry her ass.

Actually, I hope her foolish ass gets knocked-up with his child.  Did you know she got his name tattooed on her after three months of dating?!   Three effing months!  I won’t even let a guy puncture my asshole with his penis until at least six months of dating.

Her dumbass said of the tattoo, “I got mine three months into dating him, but I felt I wouldn’t regret it if we weren’t together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options.”

Megan should date Brian Griffin instead.  He’s way cooler than Brian Austin Green and he’d totally give it to her doggie style.

Rolling Stone Magazine outtakes posted below for your viewing pleasure.

More photos after the jump!

I know for a fact these pictures of Megan Fox in the June edition of FHM Magazine are going to brighten your day up!  There is nothing like waking up in the morning, grabbing a cup of coffee, and then seeing Megan Fox damn near naked!

Ok I’m not telling the entire truth…it was a glass of apple juice, not coffee.  Everything else is true.

Megan Fox made a short appearance in Two and a half men. I’d dedicate a whole movie series to this hot brunette. A one woman show. In fact a reality show featuring Megan fox would be much better, filming her 24/7, as she recently told a men magazine she really likes to get f*cked.

Would be great!

Megan Fox was at the Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards in Culver City, California. She was honored with the “Next Big Thing” award during the function held at Sony Studios on Friday, May 30. During the picture taking, Megan posed with John Cho, the actor from the movie Harold & Kumar. She also posed with Diablo Cody. Megan had acted in her supernatural thriller, Jennifer’s Body. This movie would be released in 2009. If you search for Megan Fox here, you will see some of her fabulous pictures on the set of Jennifer’s Body.

Megan Fox went to the MTV Movie Awards Show as a pink taffeta party girl. Actually, she looked beautiful, like a princess in her delicate dress. Megan has started filming for Transformers 2. The set is located in Philadelphia. The original cast is re-united and the new face was introduced as Rainn Wilson. Nothing is known yet about the plot but we can expect more action from the robots because one small spy robot escaped the destruction in the previous battle.

“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad.

“I haven’t met a lot of men who have said, ‘You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.’ I’m young and have a lot of hormones—I’m always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I’m in a relationship. Sex with random people who I’ve met at clubs is not really my thing.

“I have the libido

of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I’d rather have sex with Brian [Austin Green] all the time than leave the house. He doesn’t mind.”